Lemme Freak
Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady
喝醉了，迷茫了，心烦，两眼懵逼
Two months since I fucked a lady, young man dick going crazy
2个月都没干过那事了，jj都快萎缩了
Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
普通的星期六，准备叫辆出租车回家撸管
Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave
突然间好像看到能够泡的上的妞
Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway
“让我爱抚你吧，不是说安妮·海瑟薇”
That's what I thought not what I said to her
那是我想象的，但我没敢这么说
Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid
我直接走向她，说：“你没看错，我就是那位大咖
You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit
你知道我的屌炸天的事迹，听过我的作品”
She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?
她说：“并没有，你说什么，我听不懂”
I'm like, aw
“哦”
Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off
拿出我的手机，准备给她看看我上youtube上传的热门视频
But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up
但我才刚打You三个字母，就跳出Youporn（色情网站）
I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me
场面一度十分尴尬
Like, I don't jerk off mobily
只好用一些“我不打飞机”的话搪塞过去
Then her friends coming up
然后她朋友出现了
And wanna know if everything is okay
想看看一切是否没事
I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell?
我说“你们看不出来吗，这是强奸
Gimme a break, please, get the heck away
放我一马可以吗？多管闲事”
I turned to her, let me buy you a drink, she like, fine
然后我回头对她说：“为了表达我的歉意，请你喝杯酒吧”她说：“好吧”
Told the man two Patron, she like, lime
告诉酒保，要2杯龙舌兰酒，她却说要lime酒
Said he tried twice, the card got declined
然后想要结账，用信用卡结账刷了2次居然刷不了
I'm like, are, this is a, it's gonna a machine issue?
我说：“会不会···会不会是机器问题”
He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong
他说：“不可能”“很明显是机器问题嘛，
I got dough, like I'm not broke
我又不穷，又没破产
I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago
我一小时前才用这卡买了一个甜甜圈呢”
He like, dude, I don't know
他说：“关我叼事”
Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
结果这个女的看起来想要走的样子了
And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone
不是说那种要和我一起的那种，是独自走的那种
I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like
只有最后一次机会来表现我自己了，然后我说了我的内心话：
Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's
听着，我体力很好，拿过几次Rec League MVP呢
At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
我家里还有一点披萨，还有一点点的草
In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
而且我的房间还有电视机，床单也刚洗无异味
Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
我家冰箱还可以直接出热水
Like with the crushed ice
也能直接出碎冰
You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now
我不知道你想搞什么把戏
This is me coming at you as a man right now
但我现在就是想要和你做那些不可描述的事
Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
让我和你干那事吧，让我疯狂吧，天呐，让我那个吧
Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak
就让我爱抚你吧，拜托，就让我疯狂吧
The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck
第一段verse的那个女生，不知道怎么，还真的泡到了
Fast forward, seven months, we in love
7个月后，我们恋爱了
Some real serious relationship type shit
好像认真的在交往的样子
Despite this, I ain't fucked for days
就算是这样，也几天没上过床了
Tried last night, but was pushed away
昨天晚上想要，还被推开了
But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay
但今天我表现很好，身体气味也闻起来不错
Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying
adele的歌曲也在放着，她也在地上躺在，真是推倒的好时机
On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny
我他妈希望她今天欲火焚身
I go and give her a smooch
然后我给她一个亲吻
She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs
她也回吻我，然后我进攻她的奶子
Bad move, she don't like that
失算，她不喜欢这样
Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
失败，今天不适合干这事，因为她老板对她不满
Via email, she wanna write back
发了封E-mail，她想要回信
I'm like, right now?
我说：“一定是现在吗”
She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?
她说：“不然呢，我该说什么呢，你能帮帮我吗”
Oh, okay, what's the context?
“那好吧，现在什么情况？”
Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me
然后她说：“他和我讨论前居然先跟Jane讨论”
Who's Jane again? I said, she like, wow, you should know that
“哪个Jane？”“你不记得了吗？”
Okay, I guess I forgot, she like, dude, that's my other boss
“可能我忘记了”“就是我另一个老板啊”
Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss
“所以，第一个老板不是应该
Go to the other boss, before you? Right?
先跟Jane说，然后再对你说，是吗？”
But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled
“但是Jane又没有负责这件事！”她大叫
Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then
“好吧，我是不懂你们的工作流程啦，
I don't work with these people, she started crying
我又没在你那里工作”她居然开始哭了
Wait stop, what the fuck is this?
我靠，搞什么
Naw, you don't ever take my side
“你从来没站在我这边过！”
About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
一个小时后我还是屈服于她了
We in bed, hands on her good thighs
我们在床上，手放在她那双美腿上
I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like
尝试吻她，她说”晚安“，但我想说
Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee
”听着，我刚把电视台转到放动画片的频道
I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed
我最近为了你，戒掉了放屁，发推特，和你争吵，还有草
Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet
昨天我还为你穿上了那件娘炮毛衣，去和你的妈妈见面
And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles
当时老鹰队还在打第4节，我都忍住没看
Now reward it
总得给点补偿吧！”
You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now
我不知道你想搞什么把戏
This is me coming at you as a man right now
但我作为一个男的现在就是想要和你做那些不可描述的事
Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
让我和你干那事吧，让我疯狂吧，天呐，让我那个吧
Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak
就让我爱抚你吧，拜托，就让我疯狂吧
Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four
时间再快进一点，转眼到了2074年6月16日
Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up
小屌哥变成了老屌哥，还是同一个女的，还真的蛮专一的
But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse
但我的生活烂透了，脚痛，朋友全死了，真悲惨
My dick looking like it's tinfoil
我的屌看起来像是发皱的铝箔纸
Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
她的奶子像是煮老的水煮蛋
On top of that, she insane
不止这样，她也疯了
Like, I don't even think she knows who I am
我都不确定她是否还认得我
Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days
我们的小孩都搬走了，我们的生活这几天都过的一模一样
Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon
没准是几个月吧，谁知道呢，可能快要寿终正寝了
Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you
确实有点怕，我说真话吧
Think about it all day, on my last legs
每天都在想自己什么时候挂掉
But I'm going out with a bang
但是我要做人生的最后一次！
I got pills they invented back in fifty seven
我还有2057年研发的伟哥
I took five, that's a bit excessive
吃了5颗，好像有点多
I look high, take a look at my thighs
我看起来嗑嗨了，然后看下我的jj
And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though
天呐，有点小勃起，但这点就足够了
Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point
但我现在得找到她，事到如今，我也差不多瞎了
I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am
我都不记得有没有提起过，但我确实瞎了
Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like
好不容易回到卧室，我说
Look, I don't know if you're aware that
“听着，我不知道你又没有意识到
You've been throwing out my shoes
你一直在把我的鞋丢掉
What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you
我只知道，我们在这里什么不干快烦死了
All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon
我全身的血现在都集中在我的屌上，大概随时都会死
Are you even comprehending what I'm saying
你有没有理解我说的话
Please acknowledge that you hear me
如果听到，点个头
You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now
我不知道你想搞什么把戏
This is me coming at you as a man right now
但我现在作为一个男的就是想要和你做那些不可描述的事
Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
让我和你干那事吧，让我疯狂吧，天呐，让我那个吧
Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak
居然完了？