Ode To Branson

Remember the stars, you loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crush,or a face lift gone wrong?
No theyre right here in
Bransonand theyre singing, this song!
My name is
Charo, I shake my maracas.
Remember me foo,
I was BA Barachas.
Were the performers you thought were dead,like
Bonnie Franklin and
Adrienne Zmed.
Bransons the place we can always be found.
They took
NICK at Night and made it a town.
You can call me
Ray or you can call me
Jay.Just dont call me washed up,
I do three shows a day.
Charlie Callas doesnt sleep in the ground.
Yes Im still alive an
Im making me sound.vup hi vup hala voop voop.
So sit back, relax, and watch our review!
In Soviet
Union, review watches you!