Wont U Please B Nice

If you would sit oh so close to me
That would be nice like its supposed to be
If you dont
Ill slit your throat
So wont you please be nice?
If you would hug your arms right around me
That would be snug like its supposed to be
If we part
Ill eat your heart
So wont you please be nice?
Oh dont you love this romancing ?
Know that its your life youre chancing
Isnt it nice now youve married me
Sugar and spice like its supposed to be
If you go
Ill get your dough
So wont you please be nice?
Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to top forty,
NSync rules
Isnt it nice together well always live
No sacrifice well vote conservative
If you run
Ill pull a gun
Give me head or youll be dead
Salute the flag or
Ill call you a fag
Oh wont you please be nice?