I screwed up, I just wanna say I'm sorry
我搞砸了我只想說我很抱歉
It's all my fault, you should probably ignore me
這都是我的錯你現在應該不想理我了
Oh my God, should've given you a warning
我的天本應事先給你警告的
All my friends are sick and tired of the story (Woo)
我所有的朋友都已厭倦這個故事
I don't drink cuz when I'm drunk I'm annoying (Oh, yeah)
我不喝酒因為我喝醉了會十分煩人
Call your phone when it's 3 in the morning
凌晨3點打電話給你
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
與你發起挑鬥把鞭子扔在你家的後花園
Prolly think I am mentally retarded (Yeah, hi, woo)
你可能會認為我是個弱智吧
Please don't call me crazy, cuz I'm not (Because I'm not)
拜託不要把我當成瘋子我並不是
Last night, I had one too many shots (Many shots)
昨晚我只是喝多了
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops (Woo )
昏厥在路上被警察逮捕
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn
在鄰居家門前的草坪上醒來
Everytime that I'm hungover, I convince myself I'm dying
每次宿醉我都覺得自己難受的要死了
Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
我的褲子哪去了我的女朋友為什麼在哭？
I say that I remember what I did, but I'm lying
我說我記得自己做了什麼可我說了謊
There's a tattoo on my buttcheek
我的屁屁上多了個紋身
It's a beer can and he's smilling
紋的是個啤酒罐並且它在微笑
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a victory
我確信昨晚可載入史冊
Black eyes, minor injuries
我們存活下來了這就是勝利
We lost a fight together that's a win to me
鼻青臉腫一身輕傷
I don't drink cuz when I do I'm retarded
我們雖然輸了一場鬥毆可對我來說就是勝利
Ask around, I'm a life for the party
我不喝酒因為我喝醉時就像一個弱智
Hold my beer, cuz I'm only getting started
可以去問問看我過著派對般的生活
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
幫我拿哈啤酒我這才剛剛開始
I'm a mess, and I know you don't deserve it
誰管明天宿醉的痛苦呢
You' re the best, and I'm a pretty stupid person
我一團糟我知道你不該遭這種罪
Nonetheless, you're tryna help me cuz I'm hurting
你是最棒的而我卻是個相當愚蠢的人
I confess, somethimes I feel like I'm not worth it (Woo)
儘管如此你還在我痛苦的時候幫助我
I don't drink cuz when I'm drunk I'm a problem
老實說有時候我覺得自己配不上你
I don't care who I hurt I feel awsome (I feel awsome)
Holy crap, it's a jail or a caffeine
我不喝酒因為醉酒的我是個麻煩的問題
Soon enough, I'ma be at rock bottom (Woo)
我不在乎我傷害了誰而且我自我感覺良好
Please help, tell me how I end up here (Who am I)
我滴天結局會是蹲監獄還是躺棺材
Last night, I have one too many beers (Too many beers)
不久後我陷入了人生低谷
Flashbacks, but I can't remember clear
請幫助我告訴我我是如何淪落到如此地步
Why I texted all my exes and we haven't spoken years
昨晚我喝了太多啤酒
Every time that I'm hungover, last night doesn't feel so funny
回想一下可我記不太清楚
I throw up all my front step and I wasted all my money
我為什麼要發短信給所有幾年沒聯繫的前女友？
I got naked in a night club right in front of all my bodies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but shes ugly
每次宿醉都感覺昨晚並不好笑
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
我吐在門前階梯浪費了所有的錢
We made it out alive and that's a victory
我在夜總會里當著所有人的面脫了個精光
Black eyes, minor injuries
帶了個我以為很火辣的女孩回家可她卻很醜
We lost a fight together that's a win to me
I don't drink cuz when I'm drunk I'm retarded
我確信昨晚可載入史冊
Ask around, I'm a life for the party
我們存活下來了這就是勝利
Hold my beer, cuz I'm only getting started
兩個黑眼圈滿身傷痕
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
我們輸了一場對於我來說就是勝利的鬥毆
You call my phone
我不喝酒因為醉酒時的我就是個弱智
Can't be quiet, can you hear it?
可以去問問看我過著派對般的生活
I don't hear it
拿著我的啤酒我這才要剛剛開始呢
Damn, oh no, my sexy photos can we clear it
誰管明天宿醉時的痛苦呢
We need to clear it
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
你打電話給我
We made it out alive and that's a victory
可能靜音了你能聽到嗎？
Black eyes, minor injuries
我沒聽見
We lost a fight together that's a win to me
我的天慘了我的性感照片我們能清理掉嗎
I don' t drink cuz when I'm drunk I'm retarded
我們得清理掉它
Ask around, I'm a life for the party
Hold my beer, cuz I'm only getting started
我確信昨晚可載入史冊
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
我們存活下來了這就是勝利
Hello?
帶著黑眼圈一身輕傷
Hello babe
我們雖然輸了一場鬥毆可對我來說就是勝利
Hello babe
我不喝酒因為醉酒時的我就像個弱智
I was just recording me calling you so I could put it in the song
可以去問問看我過著派對般的生活
Oh, okay
幫我拿下啤酒我這才剛剛要開始
I love you
誰在乎明天宿醉時的痛苦
I love you too
Bye
你好？
Bye
你好 寶貝
I Don't Drink