I Like Chinese

I Like Chinese （Monty Python Sings） - Monty Python
Written by：Terry Jones
The world today seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
Theres fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
Its depressing and its senseless and thats why
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet theyre always friendly and theyre ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Theres nine hundred million of them in the world today
Youd better learn to like them thats what I say
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But theyre cute and theyre cuddly and theyre ready to please
I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things theyve done to impress
Theres Maoism Taoism eging and chess
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
I like chinese thought
The wisdom that confusions taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet theyre wise and theyre witty and theyre ready to please
All together
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Wo ai zhong guo ren
Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Theyre food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
I like Chinese
I like Chinese