Razzle Dazzle

Give em the old razzle dazzle
用古老的迷魂術
Razzle Dazzle em
讓他們眼花繚亂
Give em an act with lots of flash in it
為他們獻上一場表演華麗炫目
And the reaction will be passionate
他們會回饋你以熱情鼓掌歡呼
Give em the old hocus pocus
把他們騙上一騙
Bead and feather em
哄上一哄
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
若他們的耳朵充滿了吹捧又怎麼裝得下公正
What if your hinges all are rusting?
無須擔心被人發現你只是個繡花枕頭
What if, in fact, youre just disgusting?
金玉其外敗絮其中
Razzle dazzle em
只需迷惑他們
And they ll never catch wise!
他們的理性就被拋到九霄雲外
Give em the old Razzle Dazzle
用古老的迷魂術
Razzle dazzle em
使他們神魂顛倒
Give em a show thats so splendiferous
為他們獻上一場演出浮華無邊
Row after row will crow vociferous
所有的觀眾都會叫喊沉醉上天
Give em the old flim flam flummox
把他們騙上一騙
Fool and fracture em
耍上一耍
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
在我大義凌然的咆哮中他們又怎能發現被我掩蓋的真實
Throw em a fake and a finagle
給他們下個套設個局
Theyll never know youre just a bagel,
他們就永遠不會知道你不過是個騙子
Razzle dazzle em
一劑迷魂藥
And theyll beg you for more!
他們只會把你越捧越高
Give em the old double whammy
給他們使個小小巫術
Daze and dizzy em
讓他們頭暈目眩
Back since the days of old Methuselah
從古到今本性難移
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
人人都愛孔方兄
Give em the old three ring circus
給他們整一場雜耍馬戲
Stun and stagger em
讓他們目眩神迷
When youre in trouble, go into your dance
當你遇上麻煩不如去放手舞蹈
Though you are stiffer than a girder
即使你比鋼筋還要僵硬
They'll let you get away with murder
殺了人也沒關係他們會放任你逃之夭夭
Razzle dazzle em
獻上你迷惑人心的表演
And youve got a romance
你就會成為浪漫之神
Give em the old Razzle Dazzle
用古老的迷魂術
Razzle dazzle em
讓他們迷離恍惚
Show em the first rate sorceror you are
給他們見識見識你一流的巫術
Long as you keep em way off balance
迷得他們東倒西歪七葷八素
How can they spot youve got no talent
他們怎能說你的才能不是天賦
Razzle Dazzle em
讓他們蒙頭轉向
Razzle Dazzle em
讓他們失魂盪魄
Razzle Dazzle em
如墮五里霧中
And theyll make you a star!
瞞天過海之後你還能成為受人追捧的大明星