Gimmie That Girl

I was sittin in a chair at the H and R Block
Some bean countin pencil pusher runnin up the clock
Said, 'Ive tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer'
I said, 'Its cheaper than a shrink'
You dont have to think
You just pour and drink
Its sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and youre gettin it done
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun
And its cheaper than a shrink
You dont have to think
You just pour and drink
Its cheaper than a shrink

Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said, 'Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor'
I said, 'All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers'
Cause its cheaper than a shrink
You dont have to think
You just pour and drink
Bout eighteen bucks Ill getcha four six-packs
No pourin out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and youre gettin it done
Gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun
And its cheaper than a shrink
You dont have to think
You just pour and drink
And its cheaper than a shrink
If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
Well, Id have quit drinkin back when I was nineteen
Its the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it, far as I can see
Is that its cheaper than a shrink
You dont have to think
You just pour and drink
And its cheaper than a shrink
Oh, you just pour and drink
And its a whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink