I Am the Owl

I am your plumber
No I never went away
I still bug your bedrooms
Pick up everything you say
And it can be a boring job
To monitor all day your excess talk
I hear when youre drinking
Cheating on your lonely wife
I play tape recordings
Of you to my friends at night
Weve got a girl in bed with you
Youre on candid camera, we just unelected you
I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe em away
Keep America free
For clean livin folks like me
Hey heyYou demonstrate
Against somebody we like
Ill slip on my wig
And see if
I can start on a riot
Transform you into an angry mob
And all your leaders go to jail for my job
But we aint the
RussiansPolitical trials are taboo
Weve got our secret
Ways of getting rid of you
Fill you full of
L.S.D.And turn you loose on a freeway
I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe em away
Keep America free
For clean livin folks like me
Send you spinning
Send you spinning
Send you spinning all over the freeway
Spinnin on the crowded freeway
Spinnin on the freeway
Spinnin on the freeway
Spinnin on the freeway
SpinSpinSpin
LookoutA breath, they never even cared
While a youth leader walked into a speeding car
In ten years or so, well leak the truth
But by then its only so much paper
And all Watergate hurt, but nothing really ever changed
A teeny bit quieter but we still play our little games
We still play our little games
Oh we still play our little games
We still play our little
We still play our little
We still play our little
We still play a lot of games
I am the owl
I am the owl
I seek out the foul
Wipe em away
Keep America free
Wipe em away
Keep America free
Wipe em away
Keep America free
For me