All My Ex's Live In Texas
Written:Sanger D.Shafer/Lyndia J.Shafer
Chorus:
All my exs live in texas
And texas is the place id dearly love to be
But all my exs live in texas
And thats why i hang my hat in tennessee
Rosannas down in texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet eileenõs in abilene
She forgot i hung the moon
And allisonõs in galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And dimpleõs who now lives in temples
Got the law looking for me
Chorus
I remember that old frio river
Where i learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where i wore my welcome thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But i always come back to myself
Long before daylight
All my exs live in texas
And texas is the place id dearly love to be
But all my exs live in texas
Therefore i reside in tennessee
Some folks think im hidin
Its been rumored that i died
But im alive and well in tennessee