Cheap Date
Sunrise, sunset, Twenty hour car ride
Were down south and its gonna be a hard night
We got the Pharcyde playing in the tape deck
Going to Chicago where the potholes break necks
Making good time
Dippin on them toll booths
Eating at them diners where the waitress gotta gold tooth
I met a kid that said that I should date his sister
That **** would never happen
Republicans are bad kissers
But thats tour
In Americas back porch
We get a little love
Then its back to the blackboard
Its back north
And then its back home
Back east
Back still killing me from sleeping in the back seat
I gotta stomach full of fast food chicken
In a back room sipping on a Pabst Blue Ribbon
And I didnt want to listen to your rap crew spittin
But Im digging the cheap beer and tattooed women
This citys gonna be my home tonight
This towns gonna be my home tonight
This worlds gonna be my home tonight
Aint no place like home
Im looking for happiness
Where its hiding in the future
Cause The Wonder Years are over
And I never got with Winnie Cooper
I used to be the skinny loser that could write a thesis
And Im still a skinny loser but Ill rip your mic to pieces
But thats a right I keep a refusing to waive
I punch lines so hard that Im bruising the page
I do it as a student of the loop and break and
Live life like 'What would Larry David do with his day?'
Its like that yall
As a recovering rag doll
Im done with shallow women that think that theyre Carrie Bradshaw
I mapped every dip and valleys on the mattress
And Im still infatuated with the pages of an atlas
So thats it
I got the bag packed quick
Left the television on
But Im never coming back, kid
We all gotta pay the bills this month
And tonight Ive been enlisted just to make a fist pump
Pennsylvania and Arizona
South Dakota and New York City
Been a lot of places and Ive seen a lot of people
But Im never going home, cause it looks so...