Chinese Food
Yo, you know this is..
FON-KAY Id like to say rest in peace, to
Aaliyah (sweet thing)
And Left
Eye Lopez
But, you know, shout out to my man
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan, check it out,
Jet Li [Verse One]
Ima bring it to you like this
Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish
Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap
Shell tops new and
Space Invaders cap
Old school like, bread and gravy
Me and Monty roll together like
Fred and Grady
Aint, nothin you can say to stop this mad man
Play Defender,
Centipede and
Ms. Pac-Man
Just like
Martin Luther
I had a dream
In a house with no heat, just kerosene
Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection
The type to wear
Timbs to a weddin reception
Im so smart,
I even got a
GED Plus a vide-oh-oh,
BET, and M
TV Im the best thing out now go ask your moms
Spendin money on cars just to pass the time [Chorus]
Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, thats good {*scratch: 'Egg foo yung'*}
Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, thats good {*scratch: 'Fried one time '*}
Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, thats good {*sample: 'Mix it mix it up nice'*}
I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, thats good [Verse Two ]
Im the Uptown rhymer, large like
Big Momma
Keep three girls on the couch like 'Oh Drama'
End every line with period, no comma
Hidin out til
Im found like
Osama Walk on water, filled with pirahnas
Want the tie within coats with no liner
If I ever lose my girl,
I go find her
If not, I got
Shirl and
Tawanna Right back on ya, yep the old timer
Any contract you got,
I no sign-a
Dont smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a
Everything that
I wear, is de-signer
Just like
Dolce, hang with
Gabbana Biz
Mark play his part, the show timer
Make any party hot like your sauna
Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama [Chorus] - change last line to 'I need SOME egg rolls..' etc. [Verse Three]
Its the Mmah,
Zah-aYYAH,
Rrah, Zah-
KaYYAH When
Guiliani leave
I will be the
Mayor In the year two-thou,
Im gonna house
Im still tryin to look up a girls blouse
Got a Hummer for the summer,
Benz for my girlfriend
When it comes to ice,
I got a lot of dia-monds
Im hangin at the
Rucker, watchin skip-to- my-loo
Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*}
Weather is good, about eighty degrees
My X-Ray vision seein thongs and
Gs Thankin the
Lord for the beautiful day
I seen people sippin on
Tanqueray
Everythings the same, in the new millen
Seattle is where, they got a
Hip-Hop Museum
So listen to the way
I rock the spot
Right about now
Ima make you hot [Chorus] - change last line again [Biz Markie]
Rrrrrah! The
Emmezah..
Hey, Bruce
Lee! Jackie
Chan! My man
Jet Li! Five
Deadly Venoms, the
Master Killer
Huang Yu,
Angela Mayo, okay {*
Biz imitating the oriental beat*}
Im the Bizz
Markeeee and
I can rock
To {???} I cant forget my man by the name of {?} he rock
He rock, Im the
Biz and I
STOP