歌手 Biz Markie Pickin' Boogers

Now this may sound disgusting an like very gross
But its sure to have your trippin
So yall listen close
Its not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But its rather on the bug tip and its called
Pickin Boogers
Now what Im emceein might not seem kosher to you
But its still somethin we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, dont try to front like its so gloomy and gray
Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a
Q-TipTake it from the
Biz Markie because
Im jokin
And also, remember this slogan'Hey, ma, whats for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner'
Pickin Boogers
Pickin Boogers
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
I was coolin one say with my partner
KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin the
D trainWhen the man sittin next to me was so profane
Hed stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should a moved)
I was just about, but al of a suddern , homeboy just pulled out
A big, green, slimey - naw,
Im not even gonna say it
But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
He sat there for a while with it in his hand
So I tried to play cool like a normal man
So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
Now Kane sat there laughin like it was all a joke
But a brother like
Biz Markie had almost choked
So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
Then the man jumped up and said whats wrong with you
And wiped em off his face and said
I cant mess with you
Like if I did somethin that was so full of shame
But yo, you got to know the name of the game
Pickin Boogers
Pickin Boogers
Now let me take you trippin dow memory lane
Back in public school with my partner
KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr
Sittin at the desk, pluckin boogers at each other
Never do our work as we were supposed
Cause we was too busy diggin up our nose
And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
God forbid the person that had to leave his food
No matter who you are, we didnt give a damn
We even put teachers down with the program
Whether it was a woman or if youre a man
We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
Catch anyone from anywhere
But the best part about its catchin
Kane out there
Especially were out playin ball in the gym
I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
Now were grown up and things have changed
But we still be playin the
Pickin Boogers game
Just last night when
Kane was gettin ready
I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
Pickin Boogers
Pickin Boogers
Let me tell you what happened with this girl
One night at
Latin Quarters,
I was standin at ease
And saw a gorgeous yound lady that
I wanted to skeeze
I didnt show enough that
I really did want it
So, no half-steppin,
I pushed up on it
Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
Had a spotlight beamin on my
Biz Markie hat
But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
She was dressed real def and her body was hook
But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
I wanted to tell her about it but
I couldnt be bold
So I played it off and said, 'Thats a cute green mole'
I was hopin from that she wuld wipe it away
But she didnt do nothin,
I guess she wanted it displayed
I said, 'Before you get my number I dont mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because youre gonna need the tissue'

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