Popular

Now that we're friends
I've decided to make you my new project
You really don't have to do that
I know, that's what makes me so nice
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it…who isn't?
Less fortunate than I
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to takeover
I know I know
Exactly what they need
And even in your case…
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't warry
I 'm determined to succeed
Fellow my lead
And yes indeed
You will be
Popular
You're gonna be popular
I'll teach the proper ploys When you talk to boys
Little ways to first and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts to be popular
I'll help you be popular
You 'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
Cause you've got an awfully long way to go
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
I think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser not when it comes to popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be new you'll be
Instead of dreary who you were…well are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popular lar
La la la la
We're gonna make you
Popular
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features,
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of celebrated heads of state
Or especially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge
Don't make me laugh
They were popular
Please ,it's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's way of you ' re viewed
So very shrewd to be
Very very popular
like me !
Elphaba, look at you
you 're beautiful
I…I have to go
You 're welcome
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
You're new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular Just not quite as popular as me