Siam

Heres another song about a place near Hong Kong
They got lots of ***** and Lapsang Southong
Siam, Siam
All the fancy *****cats come from this area
Also got a lot of animals that scare ya
Siam, Siam
Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva
After eating that Im lucky Im aliva
I am, yes I am
Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine
Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen
Siam, Siam
Nicest little place i live in since Budapest
If you think that Im in love, youre right , I
Confess
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam