as是crack bandit

It said quarter to five
都說是四點四十五，
but it was quarter to ass
其實是二十五分到屁股。
You thought your plumbing was safe
你以為你的管道很安全，
but your jeans were half mast
其實你的牛仔褲降了半旗。
Another coin down the drain
又一枚硬幣掉落到溝裡，
Now that's some change that won't last
這才是不會持久的零錢。

一次二十五分，
25 cents at a time
他取走的是我們的靈魂。
He's taking our souls
FBI偵探也無能為力，
Government man can't help
我們都只有靠自己。
We're all alone
你是否感覺到那微風
Are you feeling the breeze?
你是否拉緊了褲腰帶？
Did you pull your belt tight?
你知道這是錯的，
You know that it's wrong
你知道這是對的。
You know that it's right
走出陰影
Out of the shadows
硬幣落下。
Down the coin goes
為什麼，哦，你說是為什麼
Why, oh why do you suppose?
（只有Bandit才知道）
(Only the Bandit knows)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
人行道上的硬幣
Coins on the sidewalk
手中的硬幣
Coins in the palm of my hand
屁股縫裡的硬幣
Coins in the Ass Crack
或者死人眼上的硬幣
Or the eyes of a dead man
從陰影中取出
Drawn from the shadows
被命運所分割
Quartered by fate
他就是那Ass Crack Bandit
He's the Ass Crack Bandit
全民公敵。
Enemy of the state
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K Bandit
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh- oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K 受不了了
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K
他不會繞過你
He'll give you no quarter
但他會。 。
But he'll
給你一枚二十五分硬幣
Give you a quarter
政府只會拿走你的零錢
The government just takes your change away
也許我們是壞人
Maybe we're the crooks
他是英雄。
And he's the hero
也許他是救世主
Maybe he's the Messiah
誰又知道。 。 。
Who's to say?
留下一枚硬幣
Save yourself a coin
給擺渡人
For the ferryman
過你屁股的冥河
Crossing the river Styx Of your ass
擦掉你臉上的笑容，小子
Wipe the smile from your face kids
因為這一點都不好笑。
'Cause this ain't funny
另外別忘了給點唱機的錢！
And don't forget your Jukebox Money!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh- oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (Bandit)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah -oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S C-R-A-C-K (受不了了)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it
無法忍受這恐懼
Can't stand the fear
無法忍受這未知
Can't stand not knowing
無法一直忍受
Can't stand forever
遲早, 我們都會彎下腰
Eventually we all bend over In the end
最終啊，我們都會彎下腰。
We all bend over In the end
最終啊，我們都會彎下腰。
We all bend over
你的兄弟，你的姐妹
Your brothers, your sisters
他們都會彎下腰
They all bend over
你的朋友，你的敵人
Your friends and enemies
他們都會彎下腰。
They all bend over
你和我
Your and me
都會彎下
We all bend over
就連總統
Even the president
也得彎腰
He bends over