jock-O-Rama
You really like gorillas?
Weve got just the pet for you
Its the way youre forced to act to survive our schools
Make your whole life revolve around sports, walk tough, dont act too smart
Be a mean machine, then well help you get ahead
Jock-o-Rama, save my soul
Were under the thumb of the beef patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple and youre forced to go
Masturbate en masse with the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell 'ra ra team' from the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up theyll either laugh or cry
Jock-o-Rama on the brain
Redneck-a-thon driving me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old-time religion
On the almighty football field
Beer bellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
'Now boys, this game aint played for fun
Youre going out there to win
How do you win?
Get out there and snap the other guys knee'
Beat em up! Beat em up!
Ra Ra Ra!
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha!
Beat em up! Beat em up!
Ra Ra Ra!
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha!
The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his necks been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year
His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says 'That boy gave a hundred percent
What spirit, what a man!'
But who cares? Games over!
Lets go get wasted, man!
To the 7-11, to the liquor store!
Lets party all night and party some more!
Another Trans-Ams wrapped itself around a telephone pole
'I aint drunk officer, I just fell getting out of my car'
'Dont worry about it, son, we were that way when we were young
Youve got all the skills to make a damn good businessman'
Jock-o-Rama, save my soul
Were under the thumb of the beef patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Jock-o-Rama, thats the law
Come lick the butts of the beef patrol
If the future of America is handed to them
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls