Popular
Elphie, now that we're friends
埃爾菲，既然我們已經是朋友了
I've decided to make you my new project!
我決定讓你成為我的新項目了!
You really don't have to do that...
你真的沒必要這麼做…
I know, that's what makes me so nice!
我知道，這就是為什麼我這麼好!
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
每當我看到比我不幸的人
And let's face it
讓我們一起面對它吧
Who isn't less fortunate than I?
誰不是比我少一點幸運呢?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
我脆弱的心開始流血
And when someone needs a makeover
當有人需要改頭換面的時候
I simply have to take over!
我必須要接管!
I know, I know exactly what they need!
我知道，我知道他們需要什麼!
And even in your case
即使是你的情況
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
雖然這是我遇到的最棘手的情況
Don't worry, I 'm determined to succeed!
但是別擔心，我一定會成功的!
Follow my lead
照我說的做
And yes indeed, you will be...
是的，的確，你會…
Popular!
變得受歡迎!
You're gonna be popular!
你會很受歡迎的!
I'll teach you the proper poise
我來教你正確的姿勢
When you talk to boys
當你和男孩說話時
Little ways to flirt and flounce
調情和慾擒故縱的小方法
Ooh !
噢!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
我會告訴你該穿什麼鞋!
How to fix your hair!
如何整理你的頭髮!
Everything that really counts to be...
真正重要的是……
POPULAR!
受歡迎!
I'll help you be popular!
我會讓你受歡迎的!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
你會和對的人約會
You'll be good at sports
你會擅長運動
Know the slang you've got to know
知道你應該知道的俚語
So let's start
那麼讓我們開始
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
因為你還有很長的路要走!
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
不要被我直白的分析所冒犯
Think of it as personality dialysis
把它看作是人格解析
Now that I'vechosen to become a
既然我選擇成為一個
Pal, a sis or an advisor
朋友，姐姐或是顧問
There's nobody wiser!
沒有人會比我更聰明!
Not when it comes to...
每當提及…
POPULAR!
受歡迎的!
I know about popular
我知道關於流行的東西
And with an assist from me
並且在我的幫助下
To be who you'll be
做你自己
Instead of dreary who you were...
而不是沉悶的你…
Well, are
嗯,對
There's nothing that can stop you
沒有什麼能阻止你
From becoming popu-ler... lar...
成為受歡迎的人
la la, la la!
啦啦啦!
We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
我們要讓你成為性感尤物!
When i see depressing creatures
當我看到令人沮喪的生物時
With unprepossessing features
不討人喜歡的特徵
I remind them on their own they have
我提醒他們自己，
To - think - of
他們必須考慮
Celebrated heads of state
著名的國家元首，
Or specially great communicators!
或特別偉大的溝通者
Did they have brains or knowledge?
他們有頭腦或知識嗎?
Don't make me laugh!
別逗我笑!
Ha ha!
哈哈!
They were POPULAR!
他們是受歡迎的!
Please!
拜託!
It's all about popular
一切都是為了受歡迎
It's not about aptitude
這和態度無關
It's the way you're viewed
這是別人看待你的方式
So it's very shrewd to be
這是非常精明的
Very very popular
非常受歡迎的
Like ME!
像我一樣!
Why, Miss Elphaba
為什麼,愛爾法巴小姐
Look at you
看看你
You're beautiful !
你是美麗的!
I have to go...
我得走了……
You're welcome...
不客氣
And though you protest
儘管你抗議
Your disinterest
你不感興趣
I know clandestinely
我知道秘密
You're gonna grin and bear it!
你會笑著忍受的!
Your new found popularity!
然後你會發現你變得受歡迎!
Aah!
啊!
La la, la la!
啦啦啦!
You'll be popular!
你會受歡迎的!
Just not quite as popular as ME!
只不過沒有我那麼受歡迎!