the exhausted spouse
I gotta do the laundry, pick up the kid
我得洗熨衣服，接送小孩
Clean up the mess on the top of what I did
我還得打掃衛生等等
While I dream about the things I never did
然而我還在這白日做夢
And it won't be long till I do it all again
過不了多久，我又會重新忙個遍
I gotta mow the lawn and pay out the bills
我得割剪草坪，繳費養家
Fix the door and heat up the grill
修理家門，加熱烤架
I feel that I might be over the hill
我感覺我勞累到身體欠佳
And I wonder if I ever get to chill
好奇我究竟能不能休息一下啊
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家門後，為我歡呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一個人，沒有我老伴兒
With on kids, or chores to do
也沒有小孩和家務活兒
Leave me alone
就讓我靜會兒
Or I just might kill you
否則我可能只能幹掉你
I gotta change the diapers, contact friends
我要換小孩尿布，與朋友交際
Bake the darkened breads, feed again
不小心烤焦了麵包，還要把牠吃掉
The madness seems like it will never end
這煩躁的生活似乎永遠不會結束
And I call you three times, tell me where have you been？
還有你，我喊了你三遍了，最好告訴我你去哪了？
My honey do list. This's half my all own
我老婆做的家務活列出來，只有我做的一半
I did all the tests, but I guess I didn't wrong
家裡的東西，我明明都檢查了個遍，覺得都沒問題了
Then I'll rest just call the more bad news
可一會等我要休息的時候，卻又出一大堆毛病
So long to that Caribbean cruise
真的好想去航遊加勒比海啊
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家門後，為我歡呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一個人，沒有我老伴兒
With on kids, or chores to do
也沒有小孩和家務活兒
Leave me alone
就讓我靜會兒
With no one touching me
沒人來打擾我
I could live it up after I pee
我可以撒泡尿後儘情狂歡
I could finally get some sleep
我終於能睡上一覺
And if I snore, my wife can ask me to leave
如果我打鼾了，我老婆叫我走就是了
Icould burgle a glass of wine
我能偷偷喝一瓶酒
For once, I could just waste some time
這一次，我能虛度一下光陰
Give me when I'm out of the house
我走出家門後，為我歡呼吧
By myself, without my spouse
只有我一個人，沒有我老伴兒
With on kids, or chores to do
也沒有小孩和家務活兒
Leave me alone
就讓我靜會兒
Or I just might kill you
否則我可能只能幹掉你
Baby, I know I love you
寶貝，我知道我很愛你
But look out, I just might kill you u u~
但要小心，我可能要幹掉你~
(Ha ha ha)
（哈哈哈）
(Honey, could you give me a back rub?)
（寶貝，你能幫我按摩下後背嗎？）