Teddy picker

Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen
Staring at the television screen

Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the ******* punchline
before you have told the joke
Sorry sun*******ne it doesnt exist
It wasnt in the top 100 list
And its the thousandth time and its even bolder,
Dont be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it

She saw it and she grabbed it
and it wasnt what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Dyou reckon that they do it for a joke?
Dyou reckon that they make em take an oath?
That says 'we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around'

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if youre bothered, I dont want your prayers
Save it for the morning after

And its the thousandth time and its even bolder,
Dont be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and youre getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and youre getting thicker

Asuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the peopleWhen there's people like you?


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