Rock N Roll Mood

I pick me up by the seat of my pants
And put my fingers down on the keys
To sing a story that ends nobodys friends
Im sittin in a rock n roll mood
Id like to help but I know its no good
They say nobodys friend, is nobodys fool
Thats an old saying that I just made up
Singing songs is to make people smile
But Im having trouble smiling myself
And now you ask me for a song to help you along
But Im sittin in a rock n roll mood
Id like to help you but I know its no good
Im like a fish that done dropped out of his school
Thats another saying that I just made up
How about a man who cant see his own face
Look at himself in the act
Fortune teller is trying to tell about
What shes doing the farm and that aint all
Now wont you think of a man with a watch in his hand
Whos dying in to himself, duh
Now how about the singer whose sittin here singing
That hes sittin on the rock n roll mood
Hed like to help you but he knows
At least, he thinks hes no good
Sittin on the rock n roll mood
Heres an old saying, I think Ill go home
Now you ask me for a song to