pillow talking

Pillow Talking - Lil Dicky&Brain
哎！
Ey, ey... Damn!
我剛剛像在instagram上點贊一樣（敲擊兩次屏幕），**兩下這個妹子的屁股
L tap twice on some ass like some grams
我剛剛和她...
(I just fucked...)
現在我在做什麼？
Now what Im doing?
我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Im just pillow talking with a bitch
我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Im just pillow talking with a bitch
我剛剛**了她
I just finished passin on a bitch
現在我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Now Im pillow talking with a bitch
我說妹子剛剛感覺真棒
Im like girl that was great
關於我們的結合
talk about a connection.
只有我一個人這麼想嗎？
Am I alone in my praise?
你同意我的評論嗎？
Do you share my assessment?
她說是啊，是很棒
She like yeah that was nice.
我很享受
I enjoyed myself.
對，很好
Great, yeah
她說你可以拿到
She like can you reach that shelf
那個架子上我的手機嗎，我要設置一下鬧鐘
for my phone, Ill take care the alarm.
我說“oh，早上的？準備過夜？”
Im like 'oh, for the morning, like to sleep?'
她說是啊，我們剛剛啪啪啪
She like yeah we just had sex
你覺得呢
What did you think?
我會啪完就閃人？
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
不，我...我還沒想那麼遠
No, I - I hadnt thought that far ahead
不過當然可以，我能幫你那件t shirt嗎
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
oh，你能別動我頭髮麼？
OH, can you not tickle my hair?
只是個人原因不是針對你
Its just a personal thing, its not you
呃好吧，很抱歉
Okay sorry for doing it
不不不只是個人原因不是針對你
No, its not a personal thing, its not you
好吧
Okay cool. Yeah
呃...所以你是從明尼蘇達州來的？
Uhhh, so youre from Minnesota?
我唯一知道的是那裡很冷
Only thing I know is that its cold
詳細說說，
Break it down, hows it compare
和住在洛杉磯比有啥異同？
To living in LA?
嗯...很難比較它們實在是太不同了
Well, I cant compare them theyre so different
你知道我在說啥嗎
Yknow what Im sayin?
嗯，當然
Yeah, for sure
她說這就跟比較蘋果和橙子一樣
She like apples to oranges
誒，其實它們是可以比較的. ..但我明白你什麼意思
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
你的家庭如何？有兄弟姐妹嗎？
Whats the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
她說她有個哥哥，我說“哦他是做啥的？”
She like I have a brother, Im like oh what he do
她說他在當兵。哦，確實
She like he in the Army. Oh, true
誒...你喜歡戰爭嗎？
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
她說，什麼？你剛剛說什麼？
She like huh, what did you just say?
你說上一句嗎？
Huh, like just now?
對
Yeah
你喜歡戰爭嗎
Do you fuck to the war?
不我不喜歡戰爭
No I dont fuck with the war
我說不我也不喜歡戰爭
Im like no I dont fuck with the war
只是不知道怎麼回答
Just dont know how to react to the forces
我只是想謝謝你
I should have just thanked you of course -
呃為什麼你要謝我？
Uh, why would you thank me?
呃應該是我以為我們的對話已經可以延伸到家庭了...但其實是這樣
Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
當我們剛剛講話的時候
While we on the topic
我其實在想另外一些東西
I been actually thinking about some shit
關於軍隊
About the Army and Navy
如果明天是
What if tomorrow is the day
外星人來入侵
That the fucking aliens came
並且侵略我們國家的一天
And invaded our nation?
我們有能力和他們打仗嗎？
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
我們有那樣牛逼的武器嗎？
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their shit?
不，根本tm沒有，他們會不會只用走一走
So not at all, would they just walk upin this motherfucker
嘲笑一下我們
Laughin at us, and blastin at us
不用一點恐嚇
And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate
就能讓所有人都解體，被同化？
Without a hint of intimidation?
我們能不能做什麼事情讓他們感到慌張，心跳加速？
And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race?
我保證我不懂外星人的心跳...
Granted I dont know the alien heart, but
但你知道我在說什麼吧？
You get what the fuck Im sayin?
這會是怎樣一番景象？
Like what the fuck would it be like?
他們會說 地球真難搞？
Would they be like Earth go hard?
或者這只是他們的又一次殖民
Or would it be just another conquest?
或者他們會說，靠，地球真他媽難搞
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
比...類人猿還難
They was harder than Simian
你和你哥哥聊過這些嗎？
You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff?
她說，沒
Then she like no
我說，那你怎麼想？
Im like well what you think?
她說，我不會讓我自己關心這些不可能的事
She like I dont concern myself with hypotheticals that couldnt be
我說，妹子你什麼意思？
Im like girl what you mean?
她說，我不相信
She like I dont believe
關於戰爭？
In the war?
關於外星人
In aliens
餵...等等
Oh... hold up
等等
hold up
你剛剛說什麼？
Girl what you sayin?
這宇宙裡所有的生命剛好都在你生活的地方？
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
是這樣
I guess
哦那該是多大的巧合啊...
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
你懂我什麼意思嗎？
Do you see what Im sayin?
我聽不到你說的
I cant hear what youre sayin
好吧，整個宇宙都在膨脹
Well the whole universe always expandin
那裡有無數的星系
There are infinite galaxies
為什麼我們會是特殊的？
Why would we be the anomaly?
她說，不這不是巧合
She like thats no coincidence
我叫這種巧合神
I call that shit god
我說，哦原來你信教啊
Im like oh youre religous, bitch?
你覺得這些都是神做的
You think its all god
不，我知道這都是神做的
No I know its all god
不，我知道可能確實有神
No I know that there might be a god
第一，沒人知道有神
First off nobody knows theres a god
算了我覺得我們應該放放這個話題
Girl I think we should drop this
不，你現在在想什麼？
No, whats goin on in your brain right now?
腦子，啊，但是腦子在想其他的事
Brain. uhh, brain on some other shit tho
我這一年都在酒吧里！
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
我很酷
I been killin shit dont mind me
我剛剛喝了最好的酒
Im just top flight
我當然可以和雪碧
I could sure use a Sprite
我他媽渴死了
Im thirsty as fuck
誰在賺錢？
Who gettin money?
是腦子
Thats brain
誰在做決定？
Who make decisions?
是腦子
Thats brain
誰創造了最新流行單曲？
Who make the hits
是腦子
Thats been brain
誰進行了所有的動作？
Who run the whole operation
是腦子
That be brain so
腦子，你可以回到剛剛的話題嗎？
Brain, can you just get back to the issue here
呃...可以提醒腦子一下嗎？
Uh, can you just remind the brain?
你真是傻，我們剛剛在討論神
Youre such an idiot, were talking about God
到底存不存在
And if he exists
別叫我腦子
Dont call brain names
腦子想不起來了
The brain couldnt recall
但如果我沒搞錯我旁邊的妹子
But if Im not mistaken the bitch on the left
保證世界上有神
Guaranteed theres a god
是的，我相信有神
I believe in a god, yes
所以神永遠不會錯
So god never wrong
神永遠不會錯，對吧？
God never wrong, right?
是，沒錯
Yeah, thats like thewhole point
腦子，擺脫快點
Brain just get there, please
等等。所以神創造了地球
Hold up. So god made the earth
然後他說，等等，這真tm無聊
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
它需要更多的東西
It need more shit
神說，我要弄點恐龍放上去
God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
弄點恐龍放上去
Dinosaurs on that bitch
然後他說，啊啊啊為什麼我要放恐龍在上面？
Then he like whyd I put dinosaurs on that shit
你的腦袋到底在說啥？
What is your brain even saying?
他能行麼？
Can he get to the point
等等腦子你剛剛說到點子上了！
Hold up brain you just did it
神不會錯的他到底在想什麼？
God aint wrong what the fuck was he thinking
關於戰爭？
About what?
關於恐龍！
Bitch the dinosaurs
他為他們創造了地球
He made the Earth for them
但是他覺得，不
But then he like nah
恐龍太遜了
Dinosaurs was just blah
我得搞點金髮美女
Imma cook up some blondes
他這太離譜了
Like, he was way off
我看著不像恐龍啊
I dont look like a dinosaur
他們有35英尺長
Ho them things 35 foot
我只有5尺11寸
Im like 5 foot 11
（陌陌上我是6尺）
(But on Tinder Im 6 foot)
看看Broncheosaurus（一種恐龍）
Seen that Broncheosaurus
這東西脖子都可以上天堂了
That thing fuckin neck go to heaven
這只是個比喻
And thats just an expression
根本就沒有天堂
Bitch, there aint no heaven
我弄混了，但是如果神從來不會犯錯
Im just messin but if he aint wrong
我猜這是個例外
I guess this the exception
我現在能講話了嗎？
Can I talk now?
請
Go ahead
看
Look
所有生命都是有目的的
Everything in life has purpose
你，雞，侏儒（啥？？）
You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?)
我不理解
I dont interpret
她說，我也不懂，不是我決定的
Shit like thats not for me to determine
所以恐龍生來就為了死去？
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
這不是我來決定的（但是....好吧）
Thats not for me to determine (But, okay...)
我只是個人（好吧）
Im just a person (okay)
但想想我們爭論的原因吧
But think of the root of the argument, girl
想想我們是怎麼開始的，你不相信外星人（我只是...）
View how we started this girl, you dont believe in the aliens (Yeah, I just...)
你可以找到你的神但我覺得這樣說很傻
You can find god the earth girl I find that shit silly and
我只是說我可能不知道神為什麼這麼做
I just dont presume to know the plan
我也不知道但是這不就是我一直在講的嗎？
Bitch me neither but thats not what I been sayin
你在講什麼？
But what are you sayin?
為什麼神不能創造外星人？
Why cant God fuck with aliens?
為什麼地球不能只是一個...神的小項目？
Why cant Earth be like a fucking small sideproject for this guy?
好吧...看，我們說不到一起去
Okay, look, we just dont see eye to eye
呃好吧但是邏輯上你自己都不相信自己啊！
Yeah, but logically, like, you dont believe in your side
是啊，但是你在這說什麼恐龍，
Yeah, but youre like bringing up the dinosaurs
我們可以和他們一起共享地球誰也不知道啊
We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
我靠，證據確鑿啊妹子
Damn there is hard solid evidence, girl
然後呢你準備連超大陸都不相信了嗎？
Like whats next you dont fuck with Pangea?
她說，我們還是換個話題吧
She like lets change the subject
那個biao子不知道超大陸
That bitch dont know about Pangea
腦子別管了
Brain leave it alone
我好餓啊，你餓嗎？
Im starving, are you hungry by chance?
哦我的天我也好餓
Oh my god im so hungry
嗯，你想要叫披薩嗎？
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
好啊。好啊，我來點。
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, im on it
對不起啊，剛剛問你這麼多問題
Also im sorry about that whole interrogation thing
沒事啦，我是個承認
Come on dude im a grown up
我有能力處理這種
Im capable of having
深層次的對話
Intelligent conversations
好吧
Okay i just fuck it
說回來我想點臘腸味的披薩
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
嘔
Ugh
不喜歡這個味道嗎？
Sausage?
你怎麼能吃這些？
How can you eat that shit
不不不，這不是那種黑暗料理
No no no, this not dominoes
這是店裡出的口味
This legit
這是很高級的肉啊之類的
Its high quality meat and shit
不不我是個素食者
No, no, Im vegetarian
哦，好吧，我們點一半臘腸味
Oh, well we can get half pepperoni
一半隨便什麼味
And half of whatever you like
嘔，我不吃和那在一個盒子裡的東西
Uh, ew, I cant have that shit in the same box
你是認真的？是啊。你生我氣了？
Seriously? (Yeah) Ymad against me?
不，我對我們的貪婪感到生氣。
No im mad against us being gluttonous
想到地球上活著的動物要被吃掉。
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat
好吧，是因為我們對待他們的辦法嗎？
Okay, is it how we treat them?
不，不是
Huh, it sure doesnt help
她說，我不反對我們狩獵
She like im not opposed to us huntin
但是我們現在
But now we not trackin them down
飼養牠們來吃它們，這太噁心了，
We just breed them to eat, thats disgusting
你真應該好好了解一下這些
You should honestly read on this subject
等等等等...
Alright hold up
不是我們沒有拿著弓箭追著他們
Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow
就不叫狩獵了
Doesnt mean we not hunting these chickens
我們只是用智力決定了在哪裡狩獵
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
控制這些動物以便讓他們做我們想做的事
To manipulate these animals and get em to do exactly what we want
這正是我說的點我們現在人工培育這些動物
Thats my point we just incubate animals
而不是讓他們自由自在的生活
Instead of letting them live how they come
但是那他媽就是你所謂的神幹的事啊！
But, thats just your God at work, bitch!
我們只是盡力在地球上生活。
Like, we go hard on earth
要不然你覺得會怎樣
What you think happened right now
你現在離開我家
If you left my place
外面就有三隻狼等著你？
And there was like three wolves waiting for you
狼？
Wolves?
她們會把你撕裂
Bitch they would tear your ass up
十分狠毒的
Viciously
她們會吃你的**
Like they would eat your titties
（和你的pussy）
(And your pussy)
這是它們會做的事
Thats what they do
（還有你的臉）
(And your face and shit)
人類更聰明啊
Humans are smarter bitch
那就是我們該做的事
Thats what we do
她說，這就像蘋果和橙子一樣（無法比較）
She like apples to oranges
biao子這諺語根本狗屁不通啊！
Bitch that phrase dont make no sense
為啥都是水果不能被比較？
Why cant fruit be compared?
她說，我要走了
She like im gonna leave
他們只是不同的概念
Theres just all of these conflicting principals
行了，你自己吃你的臘腸披薩吧
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
我當然會，那是上帝給我的權利
I will, thats my god given right
她說，我的包在哪
She like where is my bag
哦，是這個垃圾桶旁邊的皮質包嗎？
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
是這個嗎？我猜奶牛做的？
Thats the one, right? made out of cow, i think?
誒，為啥附近沒有滴滴
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area
所以你不吃肉，你只把他們穿在身上
So you dont eat the meat, you just be wear the shit
我沒有在聽你講話
Im not listening dude
真是野蠻啊
Thats barbaric as shit
你是維京人嗎？
Do you come from the vikings?
你為什麼還在講？
Why are even still talking?
你搶別人的地盤嗎？
Do you take peoples land?
你喜歡戰爭嗎？
Do you fuck with the war?
為啥附近沒有滴滴啊啊啊
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
下個神州把，這附近他們車多
Just download Lyft, they are bigger presence out here
我不想往我的手機裡亂下東西
I dont wanna add shit to my phone
好吧，現在情形很清晰
Okay the choices are clear
附近沒有Uber
Ubers are not around here
的士會來但是他們真的慢
Taxis will come but they real slow
腦子要拉屎了
And the brain gotta poop
腦子要拉屎了
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
我剛剛下了神州
I just downloaded Lyft
但好像出了點故障
But its being so glitchy
你要不就睡這裡
Okay look do you just want to sleep here
呃...還是算了
Uhh no thanks
現在是凌晨兩點誒
Its past 2 am
我不會和你睡一張床的
Im not sharing a bed with you
你可以睡床上，我睡地上
You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor
好吧，你確定？
Fine youre sure?
嗯沒事，我不會把你扔給狼的
Yeah its cool I wont throw you out to the wolves
哦天啊你真是討人厭
Oh my god you are so annoying
我管不住自己
I couldnt help myself
但你至少給我個枕頭吧？
But can you at least throw me a pillow
我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Im just pillow talkin with a bitch
我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Im just pillow talkin with a bitch
我剛剛和一個妹子說完枕邊話
I just finished passing on a bitch
我正在和一個妹子說枕邊話
Now im pillow talking with a bitch
腦子還是想拉屎
Brain gotta poop, still
別忽視我
Please dont neglect the brain
請別忽視我
Please dont neglect the brain
等等，是我的神州來了？
Hold on is that my Lyft?
不，我的披薩來了
Nah I got a pizza
全是臘腸哦
Full pepperoni too
你確定不來一點？
So youre not gonna wanna bea part of it
但你應該先拉屎
But first you should poop
請別忽視你的腦子...
Please dont neglect the brain