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LD, AKA The Independent Variable
[Lil Dicky] 我是小屌哥, 人稱“自變量” （這貨每首歌都給自己起一個新外號）
Trap God, and we servin up the whole world
[Trap God] 老子的葉子暢銷全美
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦金條金鍊都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光寶氣都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把鈔票都去哪兒了？
In the bank, you know I aint tryna blow that, baby
都存在銀行, 老子才不會亂花這些錢
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so thrifty)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼雞賊）
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so stingy)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼摳門兒）
Ay, we gon save that money
把錢都存起來
What we do? We gon save that money
咱怎麼著？ 把錢都存起來
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
[Lil Dicky]
Rap game got it all wrong
說唱圈真是烏煙瘴氣
We aint bout to go and spend money just to flex on them
整天炫富吹逼, 不知道悠著點
We aint really got it like yall (Yeah, baby!)
咱就不學他們這一套
Im a type of motherfucker thatll check the check
老子就是那種小氣鬼, 每個賬單都得親自檢閱
Do the math, I aint never gettin robbed
哥的數學跟中國人一樣好, 從沒被人坑過錢
Those margaritas not goin on my card
去路邊買燒餅, 老子只帶信用卡
I aint bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
自己沒有pos機, 別怪老子不付錢
Im at the restaurant workin that waitress
下館子我能和服務員逼逼半天
Hold up
店小二你過來
You aint heard of Lil Dave, Yung L , The Jew Biz Major?
你難道真的不知道我小屌哥？
Fuck you know about the world he raised in?
你特麼知道我是怎麼長大的嗎？
Ive been savin money since a motherfucker thirteen
老子從13歲開始存錢 （猶太男孩13歲舉行成人禮, 通常會收到親朋好友的禮金, Lil Dicky選擇讓父母保管這些錢, 直到大學畢業, 並用這筆錢拍攝了自己的第一部mv）
I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
一條牛仔褲能穿一輩子
Free sandwiches, homie , two stamps away
三明治都是用優惠券換的（Subway餐廳的會員在集齊一定數量的stamp之後, 可以兌換免費三明治）
Book flight December but I leave in May
老子機票都是提前半年買
Drugs are generic but still work the same
吃藥也挑便宜的, 反正功效差不多
I get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg
老子的優酷會員也是向表弟借的
Thanks Greg!
表弟麼麼噠！
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金條金鍊都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光寶氣都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把鈔票都去哪兒了？
In the bank, you know I aint tryna blow that, baby
都存在銀行, 老子才不會亂花這些錢
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so thrifty)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼雞賊）
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so stingy)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼摳門兒）
Ay, we gon save that money
把錢都存起來
What we do? We gon save that money
咱怎麼著？ 把錢都存起來
([Verse 2: Rich Homie Quan])
[Rich Homie Quan]
All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God, nigga
向天發誓,哥的箱子都是正宗LV
All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in em
大妞們都畏懼哥, 因為哥的棒棒攻擊太兇猛
All of them bitches actin thoughtless, I disregard them
這群綠茶婊胸大無腦,哥從不把她們當回事
All of them bitches actin holy, aint got no God in em
那些碧池都假裝矜持, 哥就偏要耍流氓
I can teach a lil nigga somethin, preacher
小屌哥, 跟我學著點
I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter
哥能把你打的屁滾尿流沒有還手之力
I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup
哥來告訴你們什麼叫人生
I can...
哥要把. ..
([Interlude: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
Quan whats this have to do with saving money though?
土豪Quan哥, 你這說的和省錢有半毛錢關係？
You know a full verse would have been too expensive anyways
反正要你唱一整段也太貴了, 超預算了
I think
我自己來吧...
([Verse 3: Lil Dicky])
I aint parkin that unless the meter green, homie
哥停車只找那些付過錢的車位
Hair cut several months in-between, homie
哥幾個月才去理一次發
Hit the motherfuckin lights when I leave, homie
在我家記得隨手關燈, 節約用電啊
Single ply TP ass bleed
只用最便宜的草紙, 就算菊花會變成日本國旗
Airbnb the mother fucker, least Im never there
出差一星期, 老子也要想辦法把房間租出去
Im in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware?
你說我加州的公司為啥跑到Delaware註冊？因為省稅啊
Happy hour takin out the chicken, I dont even care
限時半價的時候, 我會打包兩個全家桶
That applies to both dating and wings
帶給剛約到的妹子吃, 人家誇我花錢大方
Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin fam on it
約會看電影只挑便宜的下午場, 煲電話粥的錢讓我媽付
401k rollin over bands on it
哥的養老存款比工資還高（401K是一種美國企業的養老計劃，員工可以將一部分工資會轉到養老賬戶中，這裡band是一千美刀的意思）
Coppin sweaters in the summer when the sale on them
哥就愛在夏天買毛衣, 買到一件賺一件
The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpaying for it
這群rapper花了這麼多冤枉錢買紀梵希, 嘚瑟什麼呀？
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金條金鍊都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光寶氣都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把鈔票都去哪兒了？
In the bank, you know I aint tryna blow that, baby
都存在銀行, 老子才不會亂花這些錢
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so thrifty)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼雞賊）
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so stingy)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼摳門兒）
Ay, we gon save that money
把錢都存起來
What we do? We gon save that money
咱怎麼著？ 把錢都存起來
([Verse 4: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
I aint never hit a bar with a cover
要入場費的夜店, 哥從來不去
Low thread count, hard with the covers
睡覺只蓋硬的被子, 軟的買不起
Free trial memberships dog
免費試用什麼的我最喜歡了
I never join the shits dog
讓我辦會員？門都沒有
Fuck you think this is dog?
哥的錢是那麼好賺的嗎？
Frequent flying like a motherfuckin finch tho
老子飛遍全美國, 攢里程攢積分
General Tso, half a dozen on the stick
免費試吃的東西, 每樣都嘗幾遍
Just so I can whet the appetite a bit
就當改善伙食, 犒勞一下自己
What you talkin about?
...幹嘛用那種眼神看我？
My AC never doing nothing, blow fans
哥的空調不裝外機, 吹風扇就夠了
Walgreens card shoppin all the off brands
拿著會員卡, 只買便宜貨
Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo
支付寶收款, 老子最在行
Save every motherfuckin roach, tryna smoke
煙頭存起來, 以後還能抽
Check the clothes in my drawers, I aint playin around
講真, 快看看我抽屜裡的內褲
Its LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down
我從小就穿我哥剩下的
Dirty drawers gettin worn, can you blame me now?
所以現在愛穿臟內褲, 也不能怪我啊
You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking dont!
而且自助洗衣機要四塊五, 還不找零, 老子才TM不干！
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金條金鍊都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光寶氣都去哪兒了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把鈔票都去哪兒了？
In the bank, you know I aint tryna blow that, baby
都存在銀行, 老子才不會亂花這些錢
Ay, we gon save that money (Im so thrifty)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼雞賊）
Ay, we gon save that money (I'm so stingy)
把錢都存起來（老子就是這麼摳門兒）
Ay, we gon save that money
把錢都存起來
What we do? We gon save that money
咱怎麼著？ 把錢都存起來
([Bridge: Fetty Wap])
[Fetty Wap]
Everytime these niggas tryna play
這些蠢貨們揮金如土
And lately Ive been stackin up crazy
而老子鈔票堆積成山
Stackin up cause all about the bands, baby
疊起來的都是真金白銀啊親
800k underneath the bed baby
床底下還有八十萬呢親
([Outro: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
在飯店喝完一杯冰咖啡
And the waiter been refillin that without a word of caution
如果服務員拿去續杯了一定要小心
And you get your fuckin bill and you can see em double chargin
他可能會加收一杯的錢
For the coffee and you told em theres a problem
老子可不買這個賬
Sing along like
聽好了
Ohh, dont double charge for me for that
休想收我第二杯的錢
Ohh, dont double charge for me, we like
休想收我第二杯的錢
Ohh, dont double charge for me for that
休想收我第二杯的錢
Dont do it to yourself
服務員, 你別給自己找麻煩了
Cause I might just ask what the ice cubes worth
別逼我問你第二杯的冰塊單賣要多少錢了
Thats the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
不加冰的第二杯咖啡是免費的額外的只是冰塊的錢
And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
懂了嗎？我還有更狠的
So think about it, take a minute, let it breathe, B
好好考慮一下 別收第二杯的錢行不？
But think about it, bruh, you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side
不相信哥的計算能力？ 知道哥為什麼培根和漢堡分開點嗎？
After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
單點培根只要3塊 單點漢堡只要10塊
And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
培根漢堡卻要15塊
Verse the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
我是不是很厲害？
I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different
做服務員的千萬別惹顧客不高興
Imma get on Yelp in a minute and review
不然老子分分鐘上大眾點評, 給你們差評
This piece of shit place like only a kike know how
好好地罵上你們一通, 就像其他苛刻的猶太人一樣
Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you...
你如果還收第二杯咖啡的錢, 老子就...
Oh, it was just an accident?
噢你弄錯了？
You didnt even mean that [sniff]
你不是有意收兩杯的錢啊？
You didnt even... that was... thats... Im so embarrassed
額...好吧好吧...有點尷尬啊...