How'd You Get This Number

Sorry bout your mama
Sorry bout your paa
Sorry bout the business
With your brother-in-law
Hard cheese about the money man
Hard cheese about the stock
Hard cheese about you bein
Up to your ears in hock
Tough luck about your luggage
Tough luck about your socks
Tough luck about the way
That the other shoe drops
Too bad about your girlfriend
Too bad about your wife
Too bad about the thing
You call the rest of your life, hey
Howd you get this number man
Who do you think youre talkin to
Now who do you think youre kiddin
What do you want me to do
Howd you get this number man
Please dont make me laugh
You know you oughta be on TV
With a line like that
Hey, I heard about the car wreck
I heard about the fight
I heard about the time
Yous in jail all night
I know you dont like trouble
And I know you dont like to fight
I know that you can argue
With a fence post all night
I heard about the lamp shade
I heard you had it on your head
I heard you told a joke
And knocked the whole room dead
No kiddin bout the cough syrup
No kiddin bout the junk
No kiddin bout you been
In a deep blue funk
Howd you get this number man
Who do you think youre talkin to
Now who do you think youre kiddin
What do you want me to do
And howd you get this number man
Please dont make me laugh
You oughta be on TV
With a line like that, hey