MY ****

E-e-e-very time I look at my ************
************, ************, * ***********
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher's
Northern Mancky, * *****-munchers
My ************'s bigger than your brother
Pu************ng twenty-five stone like your mother
My ************'s bigger than Wales
And your ************'s smaller than a mother*** ***' snail
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My ********** ** like the Mississippi river
My ************ ask your ************, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my ************, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a big ************'
And every time I look at your ************, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a small ***** *******'(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ************, I'm like 'Holy *********** *t, that's a big ************'
And every time I look at your ************, I'm like 'Holy ** **********t, that's a small ************'(Goddamn)
Yeah dog, it's mother******' kid cuisine
My ************ is bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your ************ look like Adam Levine
My ************ like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your **** ******** is small like Frodo
Okay now
Young punk in this mother******
Place looking right in this mother******
Big ************ Clark in this mother******
************ look like a ******' Nutter Butter
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
************ so big, got a car alarm
************ so big that it bought the farm
Your * *********** like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your ************ don't got no name
Your ************ call my ************ Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my ************, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a big ****** ******'
And every time I look at your ************, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a small ************'(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ************, I'm like 'Holy *** *********t, that's a big ************'(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your ********** **, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a small ************'(Goddamn)
Your **** ********'s growing mold
My ************ ************nes like gold
Your *** *********'s like the Pope
My ************ don't get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It's too much ************ for one guy
But if I donated my ************t to science
Mother****** probably start a riot
Every time I look at my ************, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a big ** **********'(Goddamn)
And every time I look at your ************, I'm like 'Holy ******* *****t, that's a small ************'(Goddamn)
Every time I look at my ************, I' m like 'Holy ************t, that's a big ************'(Goddamn)
Every time I look at your **** ********, I'm like 'Holy ************t, that's a small ************'(That's a small * ***********)