The Quest for Ralph Egg

[Verse]
拉爾夫·艾格失踪了
Ralph Egg is nowhere to be found
蘿蔔·約瑟夫跋山涉水
Pineapple Joseph travels far and wide
去尋找我們的“英雄”，拉爾夫
To find our hero, Ralph Egg
他不久前才越獄
He broke out of prison not long ago
於是約瑟夫踏上了他的旅途
So Joe embarks on a quest
穿過城市，橫跨過汪洋
Over the rooftops, through the raging sea
蘿蔔·約瑟夫叫上我和你
Pineapple Joseph calls out to you and me
“快來幫我找一找那隻神秘馬！”
Come along and help me search for the man of mystery
雖然拉爾夫在光天化日下惹出一堆麻煩
Ralph Egg is in trouble but sunny sides up to be
匆匆閃過沃爾瑪的收銀台
Dashing through a Walmart checkout
在漢堡王裡哭泣
Crying in a Burger King
強行闖進了
Breaking and entering
樂購的衛生間
Into a Tesco bathroom
他一定在附近
He must be somewhere
這蛋黃公爵，炒蛋之王
Thе Duke of Yolks, The King of Scramble
拉爾夫踹開腳櫃的門鎖
Bash down thе door to the Foot Locker
吃掉了所有的鞋子
And eat all of the shoes
找到他了！
There he is!
蘿蔔·約瑟夫大聲喊道
Pineapple Joseph cries aloud
拉爾夫被Bosnian警察逮住了
Ralph Egg is being captured by the Bosnian police
他搶劫了每一家麥當勞的數千隻餐勺
He robbed every McDonalds of their thousands of sporks
數千隻餐勺
Their thousands of sporks
數千隻餐勺呀
Their thousands of sporks
Krabbs先生不知道從哪兒冒了出來
Out of nowhere comes Mr. Krabbs
他揮舞著爪子趕跑了所有警察
He fights off all the coppers with his claws
在他後面跟著的是塞拉斯蒂亞
From behind him comes Princess Celestia
她將拉爾夫加冕為為天角獸“公主”
Who gives Ralph Egg the blessing of the crown
在那一瞬間，世界安靜了
For a moment the world is quiet
現在拉爾夫在他的王位上逍遙自在
As Ralph Egg sits upon his throne
擁掌握著天角獸無限而又強大的魔法
The blessing of the Alicorn grants unlimited power
世界還會安全嗎？還是會懼怕他的存在？
So will the world be safe? Or shall it fear the man
拉爾夫
Ralph Egg
天哪……
Baaa……