The Quest for Ralph Egg

[Verse]
拉尔夫·艾格失踪了
Ralph Egg is nowhere to be found
萝卜·约瑟夫跋山涉水
Pineapple Joseph travels far and wide
去寻找我们的“英雄”，拉尔夫
To find our hero, Ralph Egg
他不久前才越狱
He broke out of prison not long ago
于是约瑟夫踏上了他的旅途
So Joe embarks on a quest
穿过城市，横跨过汪洋
Over the rooftops, through the raging sea
萝卜·约瑟夫叫上我和你
Pineapple Joseph calls out to you and me
“快来帮我找一找那只神秘马！”
Come along and help me search for the man of mystery
虽然拉尔夫在光天化日下惹出一堆麻烦
Ralph Egg is in trouble but sunny side's up to be
匆匆闪过沃尔玛的收银台
Dashing through a Walmart checkout
在汉堡王里哭泣
Crying in a Burger King
强行闯进了
Breaking and entering
乐购的卫生间
Into a Tesco bathroom
他一定在附近
He must be somewhere
这蛋黄公爵，炒蛋之王
Thе Duke of Yolks, The King of Scramble
拉尔夫踹开脚柜的门锁
Bash down thе door to the Foot Locker
吃掉了所有的鞋子
And eat all of the shoes
找到他了！
There he is!
萝卜·约瑟夫大声喊道
Pineapple Joseph cries aloud
拉尔夫被Bosnian警察逮住了
Ralph Egg is being captured by the Bosnian police
他抢劫了每一家麦当劳的数千只餐勺
He robbed every McDonalds of their thousands of sporks
数千只餐勺
Their thousands of sporks
数千只餐勺呀
Their thousands of sporks
Krabbs先生不知道从哪儿冒了出来
Out of nowhere comes Mr. Krabbs
他挥舞着爪子赶跑了所有警察
He fights off all the coppers with his claws
在他后面跟着的是塞拉斯蒂亚
From behind him comes Princess Celestia
她将拉尔夫加冕为为天角兽“公主”
Who gives Ralph Egg the blessing of the crown
在那一瞬间，世界安静了
For a moment the world is quiet
现在拉尔夫在他的王位上逍遥自在
As Ralph Egg sits upon his throne
拥掌握着天角兽无限而又强大的魔法
The blessing of the Alicorn grants unlimited power
世界还会安全吗？还是会惧怕他的存在？
So will the world be safe? Or shall it fear the man
拉尔夫
Ralph Egg
天哪……
Baaa……