Cheaper Than A Shrink

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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said 'I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.'
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And I said 'It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun'.
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink.
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Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said 'Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor'.
I said 'All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
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Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun'.
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19.
It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's
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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and ITS cheaper T Hana shrink.<比如>oh又just pour and drink and IT SA whole lot cheaper<比如>than some big town clock後你的, drag IT down shrink.<比如>