Everyday's Forecast

You think you know, but you have no idea
This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia
Now heres another broken link for anyone
Who thinks my lifes together
I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
Gods placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella
Thank ya fella, how considerate
Im the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
Todays forecast, 'Partly cloudy with a good chance of rain'
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
Flash a devilish grin thatll make the most
Masculine of men skeptical of his existence
And when the rain begins,
I take a seat to retire
And admire the spectacle from a distance
For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills
But when I looked, he looked the other way
Now any other day,
I wouldnt let this type of **** bother me
Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy
So finally
I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him
Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
He broke down in tears talkin bout how
God neglected him
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile
And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego
Then pop, pop went my
God Complex
I never thought 19 years after my first breath
Id be in art school surrounded by corny *****
Debating whos more depressed
Im 22 now, and still cant deal with whats real
But Ill be damned if
I give up and settles for pills, ****
My daddy taught me better, mommy taught me how to crack 40s
And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
Over time weather changes so
Im in the rain waiting
For the flood gates to open
Impersonating my favorite
VH1 Behind the
Music tragedy
Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
Im PH balanced for the floor?
But strong enough to stay a float
And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope
And then Ill be on a parallel ladder laughin like
Damn, my man, for the love of
Pete what happened?
And finally
I step to you, kindly disrespect you
Looked you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you
Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how
God neglected you
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile
You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattereds what you stuck with
You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattereds what you stuck with
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, worthwhile
You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattereds what you stuck with
You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well, go ahead, relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattereds what you stuck with