May I have your attention please?請注意我這裡好嗎
May I have your attention please?請注意我這裡好嗎
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?真的阿姆請站起來
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?重複一遍真的阿姆請站起來
We're going to have a problem here我們遇到個麻煩
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before年輕人的舉止都像之前從未見過白人一樣
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door下巴都掉到地上了，像帕梅爾和湯米突然從門口闖了進來
started whoopin her eyes worse than before更加惡劣地追逐在她的身後
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)他們先是離婚了，一下把她甩到家具堆
It's the return of the這是回答
'Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'哦等等，他說的不會和我猜的一樣吧，不會吧
And Dr Dre said接下來Dr Dre說
....Nothing you e diots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my base ment 當然不一樣，小傻瓜！ Dr Dre早就沒了！被我鎖在地下室了
Feminist women love Eminem女權們喜歡我艾米納姆
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him談論談論談論著阿姆，我討厭他
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what看看他四處走動抓著他的你知道是什麼
limpin' to you know who 'yeah, but hes so cute though'吊兒郎當地走來，你知道是誰，是的，但是他挺可愛
Yea I probably got a couple of sc rews up in my head loose耶可能我腦袋裡的一對擰緊的螺絲鬆了
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms但是沒有你父母臥室裡發生的事情糟糕
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,有時候我想要上電視並且在上面隨心所欲
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose但是不能，不過湯姆格林和馴鹿纏綿很酷
my bumm is on your lips, my bumm is on your lips我的尻尾在你唇邊，我的尻尾在你唇邊
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss如果我運氣好，你可以親它一小口
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids那就是我們想要灌輸給小朋友的信息
and expect them not to know what a womens cli toris is.希望他們不要知道女人的構造是什麼樣子
Of course they gonna know what inter course is當然他們總會知道一些事情
by the time they hit 4th grade,等他們上四年級的時候就會知道
they got the discovery channel don't they?他們看探索頻道，不是嗎
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us canni balls我們只不過是哺乳動物，好吧，有的人是食族
who cut other people open like canta loupes.像切甜瓜一樣把一切切開
But if we can hump dead animals and ante lopes但是如果我們可以和死掉的動物以及羚羊做些事
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope那麼就沒有理由不准一個男人和另一個男人私奔
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.但是如果你和我有一樣的感受，我有個方法
Women wave your panty hos, sing the chorus and it goes...女士們揮動你們的連襪褲，唱著副歌，就這樣
I'm Slim Shady我是阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won't the real Slim Shady...所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
becuase I'm Slim Shady因為我是阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records威爾史密斯在饒舌歌裡罵人，唱片才能賣出去
Well I do, so huck him and huck you too.所以我咒罵他也咒罵你們
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?你認為我重視格萊美
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.你們這些樂評人有一半都受不了我，更別說支持我了
'But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?'但是阿姆，如果你得了獎，難道不會很不可思議嗎
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?為什麼？你們這些傢伙正好可以把我騙到這裡
So you can sit mehere next to Britney Spears.所以你們可以將我安排在小甜甜布蘭妮旁邊嗎
****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs廢話，克里斯蒂娜阿奎萊拉和我換位置更好
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst這樣我就可以坐在和卡森戴利和佛瑞德達斯特旁邊
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.聽他們爭論她先將心交給誰
Little ***** put me on blast on MTV小可愛，在MTV上惹了我
'yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe'是的，他很可愛，但是我想他已經和金結婚了，呵呵
I should download her audio on mp3我應該把她的歌下載到MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream )然後向全世界展示你如何讓阿姆染上隱疾（尖叫）
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me我厭惡你們這些小女孩和男孩的團體，你們做的所有的事就是騷擾我
So I've been sent here to destroy you所以我被派到這來消滅你們
And theres a million of us just like me這裡還有百萬人像我一樣
Who cuss like me像我一樣地咒罵
Who just don't give a huck like me像我一樣地不在乎
Who dress like me像我一樣的穿衣
Walk, talk and act like me像我一樣走路說話以及行動
It just might be the next best thing這可能是下一個最好的事
But not quite me但不是完全的我
I'm Slim Shady我是阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won 't the real Slim Shady...所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
becuase I'm Slim Shady因為我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
So will the real Shady, please stand up那麼真正的阿姆請站起來
and put one of those fingures on each hand up然後雙手高舉中指
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control並且變得自豪，放棄思考，喪失理智
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?再一次大聲的盡你所能，怎麼唱
Cuz I'm Slim Shady因為我是阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won't the real Slim Shady.. .所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
becuase I'm Slim Shady因為我是阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady是的，我是真正的阿姆
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating所有你們其他的阿姆都是模仿我的
So won't the real Slim shady...所以真正的阿姆
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up請起立，請起立，請起立
obese shady（翻自 slim shady）