BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, what's up?
Like this is literally how our conversations go
Tell me this doesn't sound weird
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
You're gonna text me, 'Good morning,' we don't talk all day, right?
You'll text me around, mmm, probably eleven or twelve
When you feel like responding
Wanting me to come over , you come over, like, like, that shit's so weird
And then again, I don't text you through the whole day
But then I'll text you at night, and then you'll come over , like what?
Like literally a booty call
That is the definition of a booty call and a ho and I am not a ho
So, I'm not dealing with that, like that's bullshit
Like I have shit happening
I do things too, like, I still find the time for you, though
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Just, like, don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just ****ed up
Like, I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?