Bartender Song

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 A.M
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was tripping on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my **** out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor I did what I shouldve never done
Now Im sitting here
Talking to you
Drunk and on the run
Im sitting at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******* car
And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away
Ya know Moe Ill probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yeah I know the sun is coming up
And yall are probably getting ready for closing up
But Im trying to drown my soul
Im tired of this life on a dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And Im tired of hanging on
She got me sitting at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******* car
And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away
Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now Im headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series I am a danger
I guess I shouldve did something about my anger
But Ill never learn
Real things I dont concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasnt happy it was over
She threw a fist So I crashed that piece of **** Nova
And now Im going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile up that county van
They gonna ask me where Ive been
Ive been at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******* car
And crashed that piece of ****, then stepped away

Im sitting at a bar on the inside
And Im waiting on my ride on the outside
You know crashed that piece of ****, then I stepped away
Yeah~~ I stepped away
You know crashed that piece of ****, then I stepped away