Oompa Loompa

Oompa loompa doompety doo
Ive got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise youll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I dont like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If youre not greedy , you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
Oompa loompa doompety doo
Ive got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise youll listen to me
Gum chewings fine when its once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But its repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa doompety da
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Oompa loompa doompety doo
Ive got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise youll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly whos to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa loompa doompety da
If youre not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Oompa loompa doompety doo
Ive got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If youare wise youll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why dont you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
Youll get no
Youll get no
Youll get no
Youll get no
Youll get no commercials
Oompa loompa doompety da
If youre not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -
Oompa Loompa Doompety do