The Conspiracy Freestyle
[Intro: Green Lantern, Eminem & 50 Cent]
Okay (Yeah)
Its about that time again (Haha)
Green Lantern (Thats Right)
G-G-G-G-G Uni-*burp*
Shit!
Hahaha, Shady
We back (Invasion!) Part II
The Conspiracy
[Hook: Eminem & Green Lantern]
Cause we aint gonna never stop, you just keep wasting your energy
On us, you should find something to do with your time (time)
And quit ****in with us cause we aint ****in with you
And it must be ** **in with you so much you must be gone out your mind
(Shady Records mixtape, come on Em)
[Verse: Eminem]
They say Im a day away from my entire empire crumbling
Speak up, youre mumbling, what the ****-a yous a
Bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby, this is Shady
I know you was bi-bi-hoping we be- be-would just go away
But weeble mable weeble wobble but we dont fall down like
Jam Master Jays two turntables, our label is just too stable
Your magazines so mother****ing thin you using staples
To hold it together its turning back into a newspaper
And yall got somethin for my ass every issue
Thank you, cause I keep runnin out of ****ing tissues
And I could diss you but God I was sick of looking at you
At least now I can see when Nikes got a new tennis shoe
But-but I guess no good news is always good-good news
Moving on to bigger and better things (chicka chicka jeera)
50s blowing up, this year just keeps going up
What the **** is going on? Who the **** is Norah Jones?
Shady, wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone
Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home
Bush has just declared the world a ****ing war zone
Meanwhile we got a war going on of our own at home
My ****in minds blown
Trying to figure out how to fight my own clone
Rhinestones are so nice, they shine so bright
Especially at night
After a hit of ecstasy, aint that right Rooh?
Wait a minute, Im rambling
Back to the matter at hand, its Green Lantern
With Elvis Presley the selfish MC
Back to ruin rap and destroy the industry
Single handedly and oh man did we
Yeah me and 50, Obie, me and Twizzy
And Nelly and Missy and Jigga
God damn, its all a plan devised by the Man, its a conspiracy
Against fake shit, and anybody who cant make hits or aint **** lyrically
So **** what you heard and what you read about
We aint ruining rap baby were just trying to it out
Shady in the place to be see
And I got what it takes to rock the mic, right!
Still keep talking shit to me punk
Cause your magazines over in less than six months!
[Outro: Eminem]
Haha, Shady Records, still Aftermath!
And dont think we can hear you mother****ers talking
Cause we cant
We dont hear yall
So we just gonna sit back for the rest of our lives
While you ride our ****s