Trippin' With **** Vitale

Dum diti dum dang dang di dum2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum1 bum said look jack
Im the *************t
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own *************
My mothers crazy
I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and
I know thats true
Kicked me out the crib because
I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
And all I ever get is funny stares
I cant help it if
Im nothin but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin bottles of booze outta a & p
I know a girl at dennys and
I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper
For chris**as
I bought the old man the clapper
Im so dapper u can call me dan
But they call me round eye when
Im chilin in japan
Got a bad ass ************* adn she aint no dike
But ************* that ho and let me tell ya what
I likeI like bean burritos from taco bell
I like trippin on acid with ************* vitale
My hair aint plastic and my clothes arent cla********* ****n
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90s fa*************on
Took too many many trip and now
I cans stop trippin
My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff
Id disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than richard d.
I get ill on hoes who
I know aint fertile
Im a real jet setter like cecil turtle
Im down with bill bands so ************* joe glover
And while
Im at it muther ************* fat ass sally struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
But I cant ************* ya cause you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It aint eric estrada or kool and the gang
U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip
With all them mother ******s who slang that ***** ********t
U know Im a pimp hold my ************* like a holster
U sing it 'all the girls want a kid rock poster '
Lifes a big joke and thats how it strikes me
But ************* it cause
I know 'somebody up there likes me.'
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho