The Laughing Policeman

i know a fat old policeman
從前有一個年老的胖警察
hes always on our street
他總是在我們街上巡邏
a fat and jolly red faced man
有一個這樣臉胖胖的滿面紅光的人
he really is a treat
是我們的一件樂事
hes to kind for a policeman
他是一個非常和善的人
hes never known to frown
從來不皺眉頭
and everybody says hes the happyist man in town
所有人說他是小鎮裡最快樂的人
(laughing) （
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the laughs apon duty
他工作時笑
he laughs apon his beat
他生活時笑
he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
他對路上遇見的每個人都笑
he never can stop laughing
他的笑從來沒有停過
he says he has not tried
他說他沒有試著不笑
and once he did arrest a man
但是一旦他逮一個犯事的
and laughed untill he cried
他就會笑到眼淚流都出來
(laughing)（
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his jolly face is wrinkeled
他有趣的臉上滿是皺紋
and then he shut his eyes
他閉上眼睛
he opened his great mouth
張開他的大嘴
is was a wanderus site
在你在散步時
he said i must arrest you
說我要逮捕你
he dint know what for
但是他並不知道為什麼
and then he started laughing
接下來他就開始大笑
until he cracked his jaw
直到下巴都合不攏
(laughing )（
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so if you chance to meet him
如果你有機會遇到他
when walking round the town
當你在小鎮裡時
just shake him by his fat old hand
只要和他握握手
and give him half a crown
稍微誇他一下
his eyes will beam and sparkel
他就會兩眼放光
he will gurgle with delight
然後開始蓄力
and then you will start him laughing
進入暴走模式→.→
with all his blessed might
然後開始放大招→.→
(laughing)（
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