I Won't Dance

Think of what youre losing by constantly refusing to dance with me
Youd be the idol of France with me
And yet you stand there and shake your foolish head dramatically
While I wait here so ecstatically, you just look and say emphatically
Not this season, yes, thats the reason
I wont dance, dont ask me
I wont dance, dont ask me
I wont dance, madame, with you
My heart wont let my feet do things they should do, yes
You know what, youre lovely
So what, youre still lovely
But oh, what you do to me
Im like an ocean wave thats bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
Yes, when you dance youre charming and youre gentle
Especially when you do the Continental
But this feelin isnt purely mental
For heaven rest us, Im not asbestos
And thats why
I wont dance, why should I?
I wont dance, how could I?
I wont dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance
So if I hold you in my arms, I wont dance
I wont dance, dont ask me
I wont dance, dont ask me
I wont dance, monsieur, with you
My heart wont let my feet do things they should do
You know what, youre handsome
And so what, youre handsome
But oh, what you do to me
Im like an ocean wave thats bumped on the shore
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
When you dance youre charming and youre gentle
Especially when you do the Continental
But this feeling isnt purely mental
For heaven rest us, Im not asbestos
And thats why
I wont dance, why should I?
I wont dance , how could I?
I wont dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance
So if I hold you in my arms, I wont dance
Yes, I wont dance, dont ask me
I wont dance, dont ask me
I will not dance, madame, with you
Yes, my heart wont let my feet do things they should do
Yeah, you know what, youre kinda lovely
And so what, Im lovely
But oh, what you do to me
Im like an ocean wave thats bumped on the shores
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
When you dance youre charming and youre gentle
Especially when you do the Continental
But this feelin isnt purely mental
For heaven rest us, Im not asbestos, honey, oh, oh yes
And thats why
I wont dance, why should I?
I wont dance, how could I?
I wont dance, merci beaucoup
I know that music leads the way to romance
So if I hold you in my arms, I wont dance