We're Back! (Explicit Version)

Hey yo, new Lonely Island. Two-thousand eleven. Lets get em Kiv!
Hey yo my **** dont work, that s*it is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin at me like '' you for real, dude?''
Hey yo hold up, hold up. We gotta come harder than that, yo tell em Andy!
I think there might be somthin wrong with my ****
Its like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it cant feel the rubber
Hey yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin on us
I gotta write all these motherf****rs myself (woo)
Hey yo I think I broke my **** in the sink
Its so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playing rugby
Hold up, hold up, this is serious , Kiv, let em know
Yo for real, I suffer from stinky ****
Every time I take a piss it smells just like s*it
Ha ha, yeah thats what Im talking about
Andy, show them how its done
My **** looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my b***s went n stepped on a rake
Lonely Island , Grammy nominated, yeah. Hit em again
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my ****
We make too much money for this s*it, murder music
I s*it the bed cause my **** played a prank on my butt (hit em)
Straight crept when I slept an stuck a laxative up
Suppository music
What y'all know about incontinence?
I got hepatitis C from horse, but no confusion (yeah)
It wasn't from the ***, it was a blood transfusion
What ? Motherf****r got horse blood, what yall got?
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons ****
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
Whoa, I would like to see that! This is that Garfield *** music. Now yall just showin off. Preach!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (tell em)
Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
Oh! Now that just sounds nice.
Imma call it right there, game over, motherf****rs.
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap s*it, the world needs us!