Preshow Message
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Welcome to the show
Pre-show message ooh-ahh!
We’re the writers of this a cappella show
And here’s a few things we want you to know
There’s no intermission it’s one act straight
So if you didn’t pee
Sorry too late
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Then there’s the usual stuff:
Turn off your devices.
No taking a picture,
And what else would be nice is
Un-wrap candy now
And just one thing more
Every sound in the show is made by an actual human voice
Now stand clear of the closing door
Bin-bon!