Gaston

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
天 加斯顿 你怎么这么颓丧
Looking so down in the dumps
看起来如此绝望
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
虽然你有不少缺点
Even when taking your lumps
但这儿的每个人都希望像你
There's no man in town as admired as you
镇里的每个人都羡慕你
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
因为所有人都喜欢你
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
人人都尊敬你也敬畏你
And it's not very hard to see why
这其中的原因不难猜
No one's slick as Gaston
没人像你这样机灵 加斯顿
No one's quick as Gaston
没人像你一样敏锐 加斯顿
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
没人有你那样强壮的肌肉
For there's no man in town half as manly
没人像你一样有男子气概
Perfect a pure paragon
完美的梦中情郎
You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley
你可以去向任何人打听
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
就会知道哪一个是他们的榜样
Who play
他最会
Gods like Gaston
让姑娘心碎
Who breaks
还有谁
Act like Gaston
像加斯顿一样强壮
Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
就是完美先生 加斯顿
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
世上没人能比我强
My what a guy that Gaston
人人崇拜的加斯顿
I needed
Well there's no one that's easy to
Too much
太矫情了吗
Yep
是的
No one fights like Gaston
没人像你一样 加斯顿
Douses lights like Gaston
饶勇善战 加斯顿
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
没人胜过你 别想打败加斯顿
I don't care
我才不管
No one hits like Gaston
坚强勇敢 加斯顿
Matches wits like Gaston
聪明机智 加斯顿
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
就连吐口水也没人能胜过加斯顿
I'm espcially good at expectorating
论吐口水 我无人能比
Ten points for Gaston
完美的加斯顿
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
当我年少时每天都最少吃四打鸡蛋
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
以帮助我的长大
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
而如今我长大要多吃一打
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
使我看起来像座高山
I use antlers in all of my decorating
我用美丽的鹿角做成装饰
Say it again
再说一次
Who's a man among men
谁最帅
Who's a super success
谁最棒
Don't you know
你造吗
Can't you guess
你猜呀
Ask his fans and his five hangers on
问问他的粉丝和追随者
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
谁像我一样被人们崇拜
And his name's G A S T
听我说他的名字是
I beleive there's another T
他的名字是三个字
It just cold to me
但我刚想起来我不会写
Gaston
加斯顿