Freaky Friday

Lil Dicky, ooh
小雕哥，噢
Mustard on the beat, ho
DJ Mustard出品
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
一觉醒来我变成了CB，老天爷啊，太牛bi了
I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
我不但超帅，还超会跳舞
There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, ohhh)
脖子上还有纹身
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
刚和kanye来个视频通话
I told him I’m his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
告诉他我是他的粉丝
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
碧池们都在私信里跟我撩骚
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
卧槽，我还有个孩子（cb有一个女儿）
Ohh, I can sing so well
我还这么会唱歌
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
不知道我现在能不能说尼格（非黑人rapper的梦想）
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
等等，我真的能说尼格了？
What up, my nigga? (woo)
最近怎么样？尼格
What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
最近怎么样？尼格？满上，尼格
We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
我们上，尼格，你这个怂bi尼格
Man, fuck y’all niggas, 'cause I’m that nigga
去nmd的尼格，我就是那个尼格！
Nigga, nigga, nigga, I’m that nigga
尼格尼格尼格，我就是那个尼格
I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
醒来就发现自己在克里斯布朗的身体里
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎么就变得好像辣妈辣妹里的情节（讲述母女互换身体的电影）
But we got no choice
但我们毫无选择
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can’t believe that its freaky Friday
不敢相信这情节真的发生
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
就像辣妈辣妹
I’m in Chris Brown's body
我就在克里斯布朗的身体里
I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black
开着他的法拉利，肤色是浅浅的黑
(Ring ring, what the fuck)
铃铃，我勒个去
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
醒来发现自己变成了小雕哥？
(Ugh, what the fuck)
我勒个去
This shit is real weak
真是烂透了
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
他的那话儿还真是跟他的名字一样（LITTLE)
Walking down the street
走在街头上
And ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
根本没人认识
Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures,
没有狗仔不停的跟拍
This is great (whoa)
这实在是太爽
Ain’t nobody judging
没人会根据
'Cause I’m black or my controversial past
我的肤色或我的过往来评断我
I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
我要去看场电影好好放松！
Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
我这个血帮成员终于能穿蓝色衣服啦（蓝色为血帮死敌帮派瘸帮专用配色）
Why his momma calling all the time?
他妈妈怎么老给他打电话
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
碧池，快离我远点
Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?
等等，如果我在小雕哥身体里，那CB又是谁？
Hope my daughter’s in school
希望我女儿有去按时上学
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
草，如果我是CB，那我会去哪？
What would I do?
我会去干什么？
I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (ohh yeah)
醒来就发现自己在克里斯布朗的身体里
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎么就变得好像辣妈辣妹里的情节（讲述母女互换身体的电影）
But we got no choice
但我们毫无选择
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
不敢相信这情节真的发生
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
就像辣妈辣妹
I’m in Chris Brown's body
我在CB的身体里
I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick
看着自己软趴趴的弟弟也很爽，这就已经是我梦想里的尺寸
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
如果小雕哥在我的身体里，他会去那？
I’m trying to find myself like an introspective monk
我试着找到自己，就像个在冥想的和尚
I’m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
我在篮球场上大杀四方，我还能飞身灌篮
Snap a flick of my junk
给我弟弟拍张照
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
现在它上了推特热搜
Now I’m at the club, I talked my way to getting in
现在我在夜店里，快把嘴皮子磨破了才能进来
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
我往VIP里看了一眼，老天爷啊，“我”就在里面
I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
冲他喊着让我进去，但是他不让
I don’t know who that is
我不知道那是谁
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
等等，他TMD以为自己是谁
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
抄起酒瓶往保安头上砸去
Walked up to that motherfucker
走到那个混蛋身边
Wait, think it through for a sec
等等，好好想想
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
如果你搞伤了我那就等于是伤了你自己
But wait, I love myself
等等，我爱死自己了
That was the key, now we're switching back
这就是关键，现在我们得换回来
I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (ohh yeah)
醒来就发现自己在克里斯布朗的身体里
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎么就变得好像辣妈辣妹里的情节（讲述母女互换身体的电影）
But we got no choice
但我们毫无选择
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
不敢相信这情节真的发生
Wait what the fuck
等等，我勒个去
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran’s body
我现在在黄老板的身体里
It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
不过这可没变成CB那么酷
What the fuck again?
我勒个又去
I’m DJ Khaled, why am I yelling
我成了北美喊麦王，我瞎喊什么呢？
Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
额，现在我变成了肯豆
I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo)
我多了个洞，我现在得好好探索探索
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
卧槽，我多了个洞，我得好好学学
I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
好好了解一下女性内部构造的运作