BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, what's up
嗯，有事吗
Like this is literally how our conversations go,
我们谈话的方式现在就这样
Tell me this doesn't sound weird
告诉我这听起来不奇怪
If you were a girl then you would think this shit was weird
如果你是个女孩，你会觉得这很离谱
You're gonna text me "Goodmorning," we don't talk all day, right
你给我发消息“早上好”，然后我们一天都不说话，对吧
You'll text me around, hmm, probably eleven or twelve,
你会回我消息，嗯，大概十一或十二，
When you feel like responding
当你想回应的时候
Wanting you to come over, you come over,
我想让你过来，你就会过来
Like, like, that shit's so weird and then again,
好像，好像，这太奇怪了然后第二天又重复
I don't text you through the whole day
我一天都不给你发消息
But then I'll text you at night, and then you'll come over, like what
但是晚上我会给你发消息，然后你就会过来，这像什么
Like literally a booty call, that is the definition of a booty call
就像字面上的约炮一样，这就是约炮的定义
And a ho and I am not a ho
我像个随便的女人但我不是
So, I'm not down with that, like that's bullshit
所以，我不想再继续下去了，真是太扯了
Like I have shit happening, I do things too like,
我也有很多麻烦，有很多事有处理
I still find the time for you though
但我还是给你留出了时间
And if you don't wanna find the time for me,
如果你不想理我
That is totally okay,
那也完全没问题
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just ****ed up
只要别让我那么想或者其他的，我真的很烦
Like, I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what
就像，我不想这么被对待，我很对不起，但这像什么