Turn It Off

ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling,
我有一种直觉
That you could be feeling,
你能让自己的感觉
A whole lot better than you feel today
比你现在的感觉变得更好
You say ya've got a problem,
你说你有个问题
Well that's no problem,
哎呀 这根本不是问题
It's super easy not to feel that way
转换心情简直不要太简单
When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
当你因为自己脑海里的想法感到疑惑时
Don't feel those feelings
不要去感受那种感觉
Hold them in instead
把它们压抑到心底就好啦
Turn it off, like a light switch
关掉它，就像一盏灯
Just go click
只需要轻轻一按
It's a cool little Mormon trick
这是个炫酷的摩门小技巧
We do it all the time
我们总是这么做
When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
当你觉得自己有了不太好的感觉
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
就把那些讨厌的感觉当成一盏台灯关掉
ELDER MICHAELS: And turn'em off,
关掉它们
Like a light switch
就像关灯
ELDER CHURCH: just go BAP
啪地一下
ELDER NEELEY: Really what's so hard about that?
说真的那一点不难
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! (Turn it off! )
关掉它！（关掉它！）
ELDER CHURCH: When I was young, my dad
在我小时候，我爸
Would treat my mom real bad,
对我妈非常差
Every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
每次犹他爵士队输了球
He'd start a drinking,
他就开始喝酒
And I'd start a thinking,
而我开始发愁
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
怎样才能让我妈妈躲开他的拳头？
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying,
看她这么害怕，我难过得要死
My dad would say to me, "Now don't you dare start crying!"
而我爸会对我说：“你敢哭一个试试！”
Turn it off
关掉它
Like a light switch
就像关灯
Just go flick
轻轻一摁
It's our nifty little Mormon trick!
这是我们超棒的摩门小把戏
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off! )
关掉它！（关，掉，它！）
ELDER THOMAS: My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
我姐姐是个舞者，但却得了癌症
The doctor said she still had two months more
医生说她还能活两个月
I thought she had time, so I got in line
我以为她还有时间，就去苹果商店
For the new iphone at the apple store.
排进买苹果手机的长队
She lay there dying with my father and mother
她躺在病床上，死前身边只有我爸妈
Her very last words were "where is my brother?"
她的遗言是：“我弟弟在哪？”
(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!)
（关掉它！）没错！（和伤心说再见！）
The fear that I might get cancer too
至少得癌症的不是我呀
ELDER MCKINLEY: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade ( Steve Blade- )
我在五年级的时候，有个叫史蒂夫·布雷德的朋友（史蒂夫·布雷德）
He and I were close as two friend could be. (We could be more-)
我和他的关系好到不能再好（我们可以再进一步）
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
事情一件接一件，我很快就发现
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
我对史蒂夫有了奇怪的感觉
I thought about us, on a deserted Island, (We're all alone- )
我幻想我俩身处孤岛（只有我们两个人）
We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...
我们在海里裸泳，然后他试着——
WOAH! Turn if off! Like a light switch,
哇！关掉它！就像关灯一样
There it's gone! (Good for you!)
这些想法就消失了！（恭喜恭喜）
My hetero side just won!
我直男的一面赢了！
I'm all better now,
我现在好多了
Boys should be with girls that's heavenly fathers plan
根据天父的指示，男孩得和女孩在一起
So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
所以如果你哪天觉得自己更愿意和男人凑一对
Turn it off.
关掉它
ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts,
那个，麦金利长老，我觉得你有gaygay的想法是可以的吧
Just so long as you never act on them.
只要你不付诸行动就好啦
ELDER MCKINLEY: No.
不是哦
'Cause then you're just keeping it down,
因为那样你只是减弱自己的欲望
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low! )
就像把灯光调暗（调暗！）
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh! )
觉得别人没必要知道（啊哦！）
But that's not true!
但这是不对的！
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
喜欢同性是不好，但是撒谎更糟糕
So just realize you have a curable curse,
所以就承认你只是被下了个能解的降头吧
And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off! )
关掉它！
(Tap Dance)
（踢踏舞）
ELDERS: Turn it off!
关掉它！
ELDER MCKINLEY: Now how do ya feel?
你现在感觉怎么样？
ELDER PRICE: The same.
没变啊
ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame,
那你只能怪你自己
You didn't pretend hard enough,
你假装得还不够努力
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
想象你的大脑由一个一个的小盒子组成
And find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT!
找到管同性恋的那个，把它砸！！烂！！
Okay?
好吗？
ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts
不不不，我现在并没有搞基的想法
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!
太好了！管用了！！
(Yay! )
耶！
(Turn it off! )
关掉它
(Turn it off, Turn it off! )
关掉它，关掉它
(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click click)
关掉它，就像关灯一样，只需要轻轻一按
What a cool little Mormon trick trick trick)
多么酷的摩门小伎俩
We do it all the time! )
我们总是这么干
ELDER MCKINLEY: When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right
当你发现自己有了不太好的感觉，
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
就把那些讨厌的念头当成一盏灯关掉！
Turn it off! (Like a light switch on a cord! )
关掉它！（就像拉灯绳！）
(Now he isn't gay anymore! )
现在他再也不是同性恋啦！
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
关掉，关掉，关掉，关掉......
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
关掉，关掉，关掉，关掉......
(Turn it... )
关掉......
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!(Off! )
关掉它！（关！）