Warning By Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
等成了老太婆，我要穿一身紫袍
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
戴一顶不协调、不般配的红帽
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
我要把养老金拿来买白兰地和防晒手套
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
外加一双缎子鞋，还说我们没钱买黄油
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
累了就往马路上一坐
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
狼吞虎咽吃商店送的样品，按警报
And run my stick along the public railings
边走边拿棍子把公共栏杆刷
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
弥补年轻那会儿的清醒
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
我要靸着拖鞋去雨里泡
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
到别人园子里去采花草
And learn to spit.
还要学着吐唾沫
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
你可以穿不像样的衬衣，长得更胖
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
一口吃下三磅腊肠
Or only bread and pickle for a week
也可以仅用面包和泡菜打发一星期
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
把钢笔铅笔酒杯垫子统统藏到箱子里
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
可眼下我们必须要衣服保持干爽
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
必须交房租，不得在街上骂骂咧咧
And set a good example for the children.
必须为孩子们树立一个好榜样
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
我们必须请朋友吃饭，还须看报
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
不过或许我现在应该练一会儿？
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
这样，等我突然老了，开始穿紫袍
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
认识我的人便不至于吓一跳