Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (Album Version)

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin eight ball
Throwin darts at the wall
Feelin damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol T.W.s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it aint his fault
Its so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, howd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you cant blame her
For what her mama gave her
It aint right to hate her
For workin that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But were hangin out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, howd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, thats what Im talkin bout right there, honey)

We dont care about the drinkin
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you cant touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, howd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(Thats it, right there boys, thats why we do what we do
It aint for the money, it aint for the glory, it aint for the free whiskey
Its for the badonkadonk)