Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

I was tired of my lady, wed been together too long
Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column there was this letter I read
'If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
If youre not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Im the lady youve looked for, write to me and escape'
I didnt think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though Im nobodys poet, I thought it wasnt half-bad
'Yes, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Im not much into health food, I am into champagne
Ive got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called OMalleys, where well plan our escape'
So I waited with high hopes then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady and she said, 'Oh, its you'
And we laughed for a moment and I said, 'I never knew'
'That you liked Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Youre the love that Ive looked for, come with me and escape'
'If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Youre the love that Ive looked for, come with me and escape'