not evil

曲名：Not Evil
歌手：Tiffany Haddish
蒂凡尼·哈迪斯
專輯：The Lego Movie 2
樂高大電影2
歌詞整理：學生會長靜香
Oh no,are we in a musical? (Uh, hope not)
哦不，我們在音樂劇中嗎？ （呃，希望不是）
Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
你好，朋友們，我是隨心所欲女王
Don't worry,I'm totally not one of those evil queens
別擔心，我可不是那些你們在
you've read aboutin fairy tales or seen in the movies.
童話故事和電影中看到的邪惡女王之一
And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me.
而且你們沒有理由懷疑我
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
不是邪惡，不是邪惡，她是我認識最不邪惡的人
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
不是邪惡，不是邪惡，她是我認識最不邪惡的人
(I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you are leading with this)
我不騙你，你的這個行為非常可疑
I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans.
我可不是什麼壞人，我沒有邪惡的計劃
No ulterior motive just want to help where I can.
沒有別的動機，我只想盡我所能幫忙
I wannna shower you with gifts cause I'm selfless and sweet.
我想送給你禮物，因為我無私又可愛
So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
所以你完全沒有理由懷疑
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
隨心所欲女王
The least evil queen in history
歷史上最不邪惡的女王
And if you do not believe me
如果你不相信我
I totally won't imprison your family
我絕對不會監禁你的家人
Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
因為那是邪惡的那可不是我
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
不是邪惡，不是邪惡，她是我認識最不邪惡的人
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
不是邪惡，不是邪惡，她是我認識最不邪惡的人
( Really? Because I'm getting super evil vibes here)
真的嗎？因為感覺這裡有種超級邪惡的感覺
Benny,do you like spaceships? Cause I think they are great
班尼，你喜歡宇宙飛船嗎？因為我覺得他們很棒
How do you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
你怎麼知道的？愛宇宙飛船是我的一大特點！
Well now my good friend,you can build the spaceship of your dreams
現在我的好朋友，你可以建造你夢想中的宇宙飛船了
On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team
在你自己的星球上和你自己的太空小組
(Come on,do not fall for this)
拜託，別上當
Wyldstyle,haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of
真狂野(Benny是我的狂野男孩）你沒聽說嗎？完全沒有理由懷疑
Her
她
(Yean, I know she keeps saying that but she is clearly an evil queen
是的，我知道她一直這麼說，但她顯然是個邪惡的女王
Yar well, I'm not buying it.)
好吧，我不相信她
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship that's so cruel
鋼鬍子，沒有船對於一個的海盜來說是如此殘忍
It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
就像沒有網的蜘蛛或者失去了弄臣的女王
(Even her metaphors are suspicious)
連她的比喻都很可疑
I've got a surprise for you
我有個驚喜給你
A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population your crew
一個真正的海盜船外加船員的星球
(Her story checks out,She is cool,not evil)
她的故事證實了，她很酷，並不邪惡
(What about me?
那我呢?
Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
獨角喵你能想像到的最閃亮的是什麼？
A lot!
很多！
Times that by infinity! )
乘以無限！
And Batman
到你了，蝙蝠俠
Don't even try it lady,I don't need anything
不要試了，女士，我什麼都不需要
Oh I know,that's why I'm going to give you half of everything
哦，我知道，這就是為什麼我要給你這裡所有的一半
Uh,like everything everything?
嗯，像所有的東西？
Everything everything.
所有的一切。
She's rad,this chick gets me)
這小妞懂我
Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me:
下面是其他人們用來形容我的詞:
Unduplictious
不是奸詐的
Unmalicious
不是帶有惡意的
Unconniving
不是詭計多端的
Unnasty
不是下流的
(You're clearly just adding 'UN'to words that describe you)
很明顯，你只是在描述你自己的詞語上加了些“不”字
Who ?Me?
誰?我?
I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
我是隨心所欲女王
I never trick people in to trusting me
我從不騙別人相信我
By hiding my true personalities
通過隱藏我的真實個性
So i can ues them to accomplish my evil deeds
來利用他們來完成我的邪惡計劃
Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
這種事情是邪惡的，這可不是我
I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
我從不欺騙，從不賄賂，從不計劃，從不撒謊
And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie
剛才我說我從不說謊，這不是謊言
Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry
我從不說謊，即便孩子們哭的時候我也不會笑
And I never poison enemies of mine
我從不毒死我的敵人
And I never cry when I'm alone at night
即便是孤獨的夜晚我也從不哭泣
Cause I'm not sad,I love my life
因為我不傷心並且愛著我的生活
I 'm getting off track,let me get back to the point I was making
我要偏離軌道了，讓我回到我要說的重點
I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
我是隨心所欲女王
The most least evil person you ever meet
你見過的最不邪惡的人
And if you make eye contact with me
如果你用你的眼睛直視我
I totally won't have you executed immediately
我絕對不會下令立刻處決你
Cause that be evil(evil),evil(evil),evil(evil)
因為那是邪惡的（邪惡），那是邪惡的（邪惡），那是邪惡的（邪惡）
and that's so not me.
那可太不是我的風格了