Gotham City Guys
B: Oh great, more singing, right on time
太好了，又開始唱，正是時候
Q: Listen, Bruce
聽著布魯斯
B: Who's Bruce?(Whoo)
布魯斯是誰？
Q: It's nothing personal(Whoa) It's just
這並不是針對你，只是
I've dated men like you before and you're just not my type (My type)
我交往過你這樣的人，並不是我喜歡的類型
Never around during the day only come out at night (That's right)
白天不見踪影只在晚上露面
Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo)
有著很重的心病，每時每刻都黑暗卻無聊
Hanging around with clowns, I don't need that in my life
整日與小丑作伴，我不需要這樣的生活
I ain't Selina Kyle, I ain't no Vicky Vale
我不是賽琳娜·凱爾（貓女）也不是維可·瓦麗（哥譚記者）
I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale
就算你是克里斯蒂安·貝爾版的（諾蘭三部曲）我也看不上你
B: I'm more of a Keaton guy myself
其實我自己更喜歡基頓版的我（89版）
Q: Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice
哦，我喜歡他演的陰間大法師
I' m just not into Gotham City guys
我只是不喜歡哥譚風格的男人
B: Well, yeah, we're flawed but that's what makes us so relateable
哦，好吧，這就是為什麼我們如此民風淳樸
Q: I'm just not into guys who can't fly
我只是不喜歡不會飛的人
B: I can fly
我會飛啊
Q: The Batwing can fly
那是蝙蝠戰機會飛
Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
一身小裝備的花花公子不是我的菜
B:What is your type?
那你喜歡什麼樣的？
Q: Kryptonian men are my kryptonite
氪星（超人老家）來的男人才是我的剋星
Gross!
（噁心！）
Q:I'm just not into Gotham City guys
我只是不喜歡哥譚風格的男人
B(solo):So what?!
所以呢？ ！
You're not into me. I don't care
你不喜歡我，我不在乎
But like, listen up!
但是你給我聽好了
You're clearly (Whoo) just confused
你明顯只是被沖昏了頭
Gotham dudes are the best
我們哥譚人才是最好的
We have deep manly(Whoo) voice and insanely ripped pecs (Hey)
我們有低沉性感的嗓音和大得嚇人的胸肌
We're Affleck-level hot (Whoo)
我們有本·阿弗萊克版（蝙超）的性感
And we're Oprah-level rich (Whoo )
有奧普拉（億萬富翁）級別的壕
With George Clooney-level Charm
有喬治克魯尼版（蝙蝠俠與羅賓）的魅力
And Val Kilmer lips
還有方·基默版（永遠的蝙蝠俠）的完美雙唇
We worked for our powers (Whoo)
我們的力量是鍛煉出來的
Cause we're self-made men
因為我們是奮鬥實力派
We didn't just get them from the sun like an entitled alien
不像某位不知名的外星人一樣曬曬太陽就變強了
Go on one date with me and You'll change your mind
跟我約會一次你就會改變你的想法
Q: Unsubscribe
還是算了
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
我就是不喜歡哥譚風格的男人
B:Give me a chance
給我一個機會
Q:No thank you, hard pass
十分感謝，容我拒絕
I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights
我只是不喜歡不穿緊身衣的男人
B:I used to wear tights, ask Adam West
我穿過緊身衣，不信去問亞當·威斯特（66版）
Q:I'm looking for a husband
我想找一個丈夫
Someone to share my crown
能做我的國王
And Gotham men are playboys Who would never settle down
哥譚人卻都是四海為家的花花公子
Unlike other superheroes
不像別的超級英雄
Who are strong and not afraid
力大無窮，無所畏懼
Of commitment and relationships I won't name any names
出於某些原因我就不說他是誰了
But I'll leave you a hint
但是給你個提示
He's made of steel And wears a red cape
他是身披紅色披風的鋼鐵之軀