Freaky Friday

Lil Dicky, ooh
小雕哥，噢
Mustard on the beat, ho
DJ Mustard出品
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god Im the man (oh shit)
一覺醒來我變成了CB，老天爺啊，太牛bi了
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
我不但超帥，還超會跳舞
There's tattoos on my neck (oh, ohhh)
脖子上還有紋身
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
剛和kanye來個視頻通話
I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
告訴他我是他的粉絲
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
碧池們都在私信裡跟我撩騷
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
臥槽，我還有個孩子（cb有一個女兒）
Ohh, I can sing so well
我還這麼會唱歌
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
不知道我現在能不能說尼格（非黑人rapper的夢想）
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
等等，我真的能說尼格了？
What up, my nigga? (woo)
最近怎麼樣？尼格
What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
最近怎麼樣？尼格？滿上，尼格
We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
我們上，尼格，你這個慫bi尼格
Man, fuck y'all niggas, cause I'm that nigga
去nmd的尼格，我就是那個尼格！
Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga
尼格尼格尼格，我就是那個尼格
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
醒來就發現自己在克里斯布朗的身體裡
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎麼就變得好像辣媽辣妹裡的情節（講述母女互換身體的電影）
But we got no choice
但我們毫無選擇
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can't believe that its freaky Friday
不敢相信這情節真的發生
Yeah it's Freaky Friday
就像辣媽辣妹
I'm in Chris Browns body
我就在克里斯布朗的身體裡
I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
開著他的法拉利，膚色是淺淺的黑
(Ring ring, what the fuck)
鈴鈴，我勒個去
I woke up and Im Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
醒來發現自己變成了小雕哥？
(Ugh, what the fuck)
我勒個去
This shit is real weak
真是爛透了
Howhis dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
他的那話兒還真是跟他的名字一樣（LITTLE)
Walking down the street
走在街頭上
And ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
根本沒人認識
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures,
沒有狗仔不停的跟拍
This is great (whoa)
這實在是太爽
Ain't nobody judging
沒人會根據
Cause I'm black or my controversial past
我的膚色或我的過往來評斷我
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
我要去看場電影好好放鬆！
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
我這個血幫成員終於能穿藍色衣服啦（藍色為血幫死敵幫派瘸幫專用配色）
Why his momma calling all the time?
他媽媽怎麼老給他打電話
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
碧池，快離我遠點
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
等等，如果我在小雕哥身體裡，那CB又是誰？
Hope my daughter’s in school
希望我女兒有去按時上學
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
草，如果我是CB，那我會去哪？
What would I do?
我會去幹什麼？
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah)
醒來就發現自己在克里斯布朗的身體裡
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎麼就變得好像辣媽辣妹裡的情節（講述母女互換身體的電影）
But we got no choice
但我們毫無選擇
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
不敢相信這情節真的發生
Yeah it's Freaky Friday
就像辣媽辣妹
I'm in Chris Browns body
我在CB的身體裡
I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
看著自己軟趴趴的弟弟也很爽，這就已經是我夢想裡的尺寸
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
如果小雕哥在我的身體裡，他會去那？
I'm trying to find myself like an introspective monk
我試著找到自己，就像個在冥想的和尚
I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
我在籃球場上大殺四方，我還能飛身灌籃
Snap a flick of my junk
給我弟弟拍張照
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
現在它上了推特熱搜
Now I'm at the club, I talked my way to getting in
現在我在夜店裡，快把嘴皮子磨破了才能進來
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
我往VIP裡看了一眼，老天爺啊，“我”就在裡面
I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
沖他喊著讓我進去，但是他不讓
I don't know who that is
我不知道那是誰
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
等等，他TMD以為自己是誰
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncers head (woo)
抄起酒瓶往保安頭上砸去
Walked up to that motherfucker
走到那個混蛋身邊
Wait, think it through for a sec
等等，好好想想
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
如果你搞傷了我那就等於是傷了你自己
But wait, I love myself
等等，我愛死自己了
That was the key, now were switching back
這就是關鍵，現在我們得換回來
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah)
醒來就發現自己在克里斯布朗的身體裡
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
不知怎麼就變得好像辣媽辣妹裡的情節（講述母女互換身體的電影）
But we got no choice
但我們毫無選擇
But to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
也只能如此
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
不敢相信這情節真的發生
Wait what the fuck
等等，我勒個去
And now Im in Ed Sheeran's body
我現在在黃老闆的身體裡
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
不過這可沒變成CB那麼酷
What the fuck again?
我勒個又去
I'm DJ Khaled, why am I yelling
我成了北美喊麥王，我瞎喊什麼呢？
Huh, Im Kendall Jenner
額，現在我變成了肯豆
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)
我多了個洞，我現在得好好探索探索
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), Im gonna learn
臥槽，我多了個洞，我得好好學學
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
好好了解一下女性內部構造的運作