The Ballad of Klimpaloon

Love Händel: Oh, oh, oh
就愛韓德爾：噢噢噢
He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen
他佇立在寒冬中， 他有著復古的條紋並且冰封已久
He is completely out of style
他已經完全過時了
He got no hands, he got no feet
他沒有手沒有腳
All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile
全都是大嘴配白牙但他也不笑呀
He's the magical old-timey bathing suit
他是居住在喜馬拉雅
That lives in the Himalayas
的神奇復古泳衣
They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)
他們稱他為克林布魯
All the sherpas think that he's just a fool
夏爾巴人都覺得他是個傻子而已
Are you on a quest for a swimming pool?
你在找一個游泳池嗎
Tell me, Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)
告訴我克林布魯
Lives in the mountains (oh), the frozen mountains (oh)
居住在山中冰封的山中
A land unfriendly and unmapped
這是一座無人問津無人記載的島嶼
He's so short-sleevey (oh), more knit than weavy (oh)
他是短袖套裝精縫又細補
His lips are really, really chapped
他的追春裂開得很厲害
He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear
他用羊毛製成穿起來十分癢
He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire
他有著寬條紋和過人的智慧
He's out of place almost everywhere
他在哪裡都顯得格格不入
Since 1883
自1883年起
、
He's a costume out of time
他是一套過時的服裝
Both ridiculous and sublime
既是滑稽不堪的也是無比崇高的
Seems innocuous, but I'm
看起來人畜無害，但其實我
Afraid he's scarin' me
怕極了他嚇死我啦
He's the magical old-timey bathing suit
他是居住在喜馬拉雅
That lives in the Himalayas
的神奇復古泳衣
They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)
他們稱他為克林布魯
If you're between Tibet and Nepal
要是你身處尼泊爾和西藏之間
And you're quiet, you can hear the call
並且屏息聆聽你就能聽到
Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon)
來自克林布魯的呼喊
Klimpaloon (feat. Candace): Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!
克林布魯（我的凱迪斯獻聲）囔囔囔囔囔囔囔囔囔囔
Love Händel: He stands in winter!
就愛韓德爾：他佇立在寒冬之中！