Lovers Spat

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
Please, no song, Ill do anything

Yeah, guys, were actually in the middle of some—

You cant plow a field without hittin some stones

Every steaks bound to have some fat

You cant eat a fish without gettin some bones
And you cant have love without having a lovers spat

Would you leave us alone for just a minute?

Seriously, please

First she says somethin bound to get his gander

Then he says somethin mean to get her back

Then she complains that he dont undеrstand her

And then he givеs her a smack

Oh, oh no, thats not okay
Unless its consensual

Its just a
Love-love-lovers spat

Just cause youre feudin

Dont mean that youre concludin

Its as plain, plain, plain as that

Its only a lovers spat

First he says

Yeah, I-Im not doing this

Then she says

Oh, what a surprise, you dont want to talk about it

Then he says

Um, what is that supposed to mean?

Then she says

Its not supposed to mean anything; I said what I meant

Then he says

I cant do this with all these people around

Then she says

Oh, you cant do this period

Every gal and feller
Are bound to have a yeller

We have to get out of here

Yeah, yeah

Even Adam frolicked in the garden
Living there was sucha sweet delight
Til Adam, he said, 'Madam, beg your pardon
But my apples missing a bite'

They (They) had (Had) a (A)

Love-love-lovers spat

Just cause youre wranglin

Dont mean that youre untanglin

Its as plain, plain, plain as that

Its only a lovers spat

First she says

So whats the plan, Josh, look for someone new?

Then he says

Im not having a discussion thats part of a musical number

Then she says

Why wont you just answer the question?

Then he says

Fine, yes, if its a way to get out of here

Then she says

I knew it, I knew it

Then he says

Agh!

Its just a
Love-love-lovers (Its just a lovers, lovers) spat
Just cause you bicker
Dont mean that youll end quicker
Its as plain, plain, plain (Its as plain, as plain) as that
Its only a lovers spat

When he puts her on the spot
And she spits out of spite
Theyre a kettle and a pot
Both convinced theyre right
And they think its all for nought
Then they kiss goodnight

Its over

Mel

No, I mean it, were officially broken up now
Youre free to find true love with whoever you want
Cause this is it, the end
And, and you suck, and I hate you, and I hope you die

Mel

Stop saying Mel, you sound like a freakin idiot

Thats how you end a lovers
How you end a lovers spat